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« Reply #870 on: October 06, 2004, 02:28:27 pm »

'kinnell Andy,
I think I'm losing it. I'm going to have to start checking out the vitamin, mineral and heavy metal supplements at my local chemist.
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« Reply #871 on: October 07, 2004, 09:35:17 am »

Come on H, keep it together man!  If YOU can't keep up with this thread what chance is there for the rest of us  Huh
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« Reply #872 on: October 07, 2004, 07:59:41 pm »

H, this may be helpfull  Huh

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« Reply #873 on: October 07, 2004, 09:12:06 pm »

Steve,
I think I've cracked it. It's karma, man, the wheel.
If you're unfortunate enough to have a body shaped like the grey herr'n in your marvellous diagram, then I think the instructions on how to effect a transformation into a nice little houseplant, an ornamental fig it looks to me, are what is outlined. I have to admit, I'm not too happy about the direction the Nitrationen is taking, it looks pretty damn aggressive, but I suppose that's the problem with Stick-Stoff-Oxide. I have a friend who once tried to polish his scrotum with Stick-Stoff-Oxide, and to be honest, it wasn't a total success, but in the end it didn't really matter, - gone are the days when you could get your Luftstickstoff down a dark alleyway for a fiver, and still have change from your pocket money to catch a bus home and have a fish supper on the way.
I was never lucky enough to catch Umwandlung von Fauulnisbakterien live in the 70's. I've heard they were awesome, and took about 23 encores at the Rose Bowl, Rick Wakeman pulled a hernia heaving a Steinway into the crowd and I believe they named a couple of the 'Royal Boxes' after the bits that were squeezed from his rectum. Last I heard the drum solo was still going on.
Do you think if the page was tilted his head would roll off his shoulders?
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« Reply #874 on: October 08, 2004, 12:38:59 pm »

I never was much good at chemistry classes and many were the evenings I had to stay behind to clean out teacher's fume cabinet.

But I'm concerned as to where the H4 goes after the nitrifikation durch has occurred and the NO3 has been organically created. I could be wrong, but isn't H4 more commonly known as "Big H". And maybe it's the reason why we have to endure this Pfunishment. It's better than piano wire though.
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« Reply #875 on: October 08, 2004, 06:24:08 pm »

I would imagine if the Ammoniumionen had been passed through a triple catalyst cracking tower, the piano wouldn't have been much of a problem.

Therefore, having referred to my O Level Chemistry notes, the StickStoff Oxide must be a harmless by product of Chicken Tikka Masala, and thus completely biodegradeable.  However, the National Radiological Protection Board may have some concerns when this normally neutral compound is mixed with Kerma Naan and results in a great deal of fallout.

H, when I was younger the local radio station played an all night marathon from Umwandlung von Fauulnisbakterien.  I was particularly impressed by the little chap at the back who played the Sousaphone.  He seemed to have no problems at all getting his lips around the mouthpiece.  I think he was called Raoul or something........... strange, he looked rather familiar.

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« Reply #876 on: October 11, 2004, 02:33:42 pm »

This should suit everyone. Not sure how it would fit on the ferry.


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« Reply #877 on: October 11, 2004, 03:23:47 pm »

H, this may be helpfull  Huh



I understand this... it just states that having a good sh*it can be a great relief because you get rid off real nasty stuff like Nitrogen. Don't they use that to make gun powder.
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« Reply #878 on: October 11, 2004, 03:43:56 pm »

Not exactly a Commer or even a modern replacment but  bought this one last Friday and It should be ready for next june !!!


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« Reply #879 on: October 11, 2004, 03:45:24 pm »

other view of a similar model...


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« Reply #880 on: October 11, 2004, 06:39:41 pm »

Very cool Gilles, any chance of starting an "ice round" on the camp sites with it?

BTW what the hell is it??
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« Reply #881 on: October 12, 2004, 11:37:56 am »

It gonna be difficult to keep something frozen inside...

... it's a Simca Aronde, so something typically French, maybe something nearly as popular from this side of the Channel than a Minor or an A35 could be overseas...
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« Reply #882 on: October 18, 2004, 08:55:10 pm »

I wouldn't want you camp chaps to miss this - bring your cheque book for your modern Commer replacement.



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« Reply #883 on: October 18, 2004, 08:57:34 pm »

.........and especially for BigH



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« Reply #884 on: October 21, 2004, 11:04:29 am »

Not quite a Commer replacement, but could be useful at the camp site...
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