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Offline Lord Steve

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Happy Christmas
« on: December 18, 2009, 05:18:07 pm »
Hello everyone
Just wanted to wish all Club Arnagers a very Happy Christmas and peaceful New Year.
Have a great holiday folks and I look forward to seeing you all in June.

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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 08:30:07 pm »
"I'll give it to someone special...."

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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2009, 11:10:53 pm »
Indeed, a Happy Christmas and New Year to all on CA, and looking forward to June next year, although thinking of mates who will be elsewhere over this festive season, and others who already know they will not be able to make it to La Sarthe in June.

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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2009, 08:36:55 am »
Oh yes, it's that time of year again and the white sh*t glory is melting away. The half year after LM 2009 just went away at Warp speed. Happy Christmas to everyone and a Happy New Year, too. Only another 6 months to go...
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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 10:11:55 pm »
Happy christmas?  :( No such luck.

I went to the local Tesco tonight to do my xmas shop-up. £108 later with not that much to show for an hour spent in a hateful crowded store full of nasty fat smelly idiots, I was carrying my bags across the ice-covered carpark. Needless to say the bag split open and my provisions rolled across the car park. A rather nice bottle of Chablis smashed and my priority was to remove the glass from the thoroughfare to prevent injuries to kiddies and car tyres etc. As I was on my hands and knees in the driving sleet some stupid old hag decided she couldn't be bothered to wait and drove right through the fallen shopping, bursting open a carton of fresh tomato and basil soup, squashing a pound of butter and crushing my sprouts. Enraged I hurled a stray potato at the back of her Suzuki Jeep which bounced of her rear window. The car stopped and her husband jumped out for a confrontation. I am afraid to say some rather strong Yuletide insults were traded as i pointed out his selfish wife's shortcomings as a human being. Finally I challenged them to come round my house on christmas day so i could eat my dinner off her tits. They didn't take my address.

So f**k them. f**k their Suzuki. f**k the ACO. f**k the French. And last but not least, f**k christmas.  >:( >:( >:(
« Last Edit: December 23, 2009, 10:13:53 pm by Andy Zarse »
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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 10:30:30 pm »
terrible experience!

maybe they have a dog you can shoot and grill on christmas eve?

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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2009, 12:14:35 am »
Happy christmas?  :( No such luck.

I went to the local Tesco tonight to do my xmas shop-up. £108 later with not that much to show for an hour spent

So f**k them. f**k their Suzuki. f**k the ACO. f**k the French. And last but not least, f**k christmas.  >:( >:( >:(

Andy thank you for brightening up my Christmas.  Having had a particularly fruitless day of.

Spending 45 mins on the phone for the second day running arranging for my car to be fixed to no avail so arranged a relief car.  Then spent 2 hours waiting for the car to be delivered at was supposed to be 11:45 and turn out to be 14:45.    By which time I had taken to Public Transport.  Not too bad a journey but a good 30 minute trek  though mucky slush to the depot to pick up a parcel then back to the Bus and by now it's tipping down.
The bus goes two maybe three stops and runs out of fuel.  (How the f**k does that happen?)  So back out of the Bus in to the pouring rain.  Arrived home soaked to the sink at 17:30.  So I was pretty hacked off and feeling hard done by.

But know I can see there are others much worse off than I am this Christmas.

Merry Christmas Andy!!!!

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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2009, 12:37:32 am »
Tom I feel for you man!  :D Nice to see there are others full of seasonal cheer  >:(


But just you wait til we feel the sun on our backs oncemore...  :angel:
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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 05:03:58 pm »
Merry Christmas to all on CA and DFH and everyone I know.

I will try my hardest to have at least one drink for everyone I know.

And Andy - thanks for your review on your trip to Tenco, made me laff, the bit you missed was why are people surgically attached to there trolleys! Some time it would be easier to get around Hyde Park corner at rush hour on a bloody Sinclair C5.

So Merry Crimbo to all
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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2009, 09:29:50 am »
Merry Christmas to all on CA, and raise a glass to a great 2010.

Best wishes all.

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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2009, 10:06:32 am »
Humbug

So much for a white Christmas.  Every thing is covered in dirty Slush round there.

Still in a mood after two days ago. 

Now where is the drinks cabinet I need breakfast.

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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2009, 10:34:49 am »
Beautiful sunny day down here in tropical Guernsey.

And she is in a good mood, I nearly had a vodka but thought that it might be a bit early.

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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2009, 11:50:19 am »
merry xmas all!

raining here today, but also only 1 degree, so slippery and dangerous

better stay inside with drinks and food :)

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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2009, 06:48:37 pm »


Cheers!


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Re: Happy Christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2009, 08:16:40 pm »
merry Christmas all :)