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« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2003, 05:51:45 pm »

Brian. you lucky sod, have afew me. and, test a few for next year. Have a good 'un. catch up next week. SAV
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« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2003, 06:02:29 pm »

Cheer's Sav, we go up about 7 times a year, we always have a great week end.
Speak next week.
Brian.
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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2003, 04:27:10 pm »

Brian.
 Have a good weekend on the scotch?  did you have to wedge out the guy's on the gate for the camping "supplement"
I don't know if they put it in the bin's. but i reckon that the amount they took, it should be possible to build a decent sh*thouse and showers.
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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2003, 08:31:23 pm »

Saveloy, great week end had by all, no probs with the wedge as we had to bung the farmer. But do you not think that proper crapper's and showers would spoil the expierience of this great event. Plus Smokie's crew would not have the pleasure of viewing the turds as they are sucked through the see through pipe to the sh*t tanker. Your medical advice would have been handy, as one of Smokie's crew, Mark, told me that from what he saw going through the pipe one day, that no ass hole would have been large enough to have passed it. ( bike frame comes to mind)
That's enough of this sh*t.
Take care.
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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2003, 06:50:46 am »

Hey Brian, please don`t go tellin everyone about the daily turd watching that`s goin on down by Smokie and PM Lips Sealed. We don´t want too many gawkers gettin in on the action. It was bad enough when they switched over from the black to the clear suckin hose, when the masses heard about that we where almost pushed out of our front row seats Cry.
Smokie, is it true that you and Mark are going set up scaffolding at the Bog House next year Shocked?
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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2003, 09:39:48 am »

Brian
Yeah I understand the joy's of queueing to have a long old dump. the conversations can be interesting, yet spare a thought for all, (including me) having to suffer the undercooked bits and bobs, unidentifiable in some cases that come off aBBQ. Go down OK then start festering inside. you can't keep that in with a cork and superglue. I got like that and had a great dump in the ladies. no queue there of course, after the delights of fore mentioned dump, some girly objected most vociferously. when politely questioned as to whether or not, I should sh*t myself,your honour, the reply was "not my problem" selfish bitch, anyway I left a poisonous cloud moving in the direction of Arnage. and the smell from hell!!!!.
I'd love to have seen that one being sucked thro' a transparent sucker.
gotta work now, catch you later.
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2003, 10:33:36 am »

Mark is a gambling man. Betting odds were so short on Bentley that we were reduced to gambling on first turd past the post when the shite suckers rolled in.

Sad when it becomes the highlight of your day though.
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« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2003, 06:55:12 pm »

Gab, I am so sorry that I may have let the cat out of the bag, on this one. Then I thought if Smokie does not want it to become a public event, as Mr terminator, he could always remove the thread. But to my surprise he has not attempted this das turd ly deed.
So I have contacted Smokie, by phone to find out what he is upto.
He has stated that he and P.M, have cum up with a plan to make a bit on the side, they are to charge people 10 euro's per day to view this daily performance, for people who arrive before the Wednesday and only 5 euro's per day for the rest of the week.
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« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2003, 10:40:27 pm »

We're also considering using food dyes in our beer and on our food and having a Spot the Turd competition.

Didn't there used to be a programme called Multi-coloured sh*t slop?
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« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2003, 11:11:46 am »

Smokie you forgot to mention your turd drag racing idea:-\.
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« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2003, 10:19:02 pm »

I wasn't going to go into that one... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2003, 04:43:12 pm »

Smokie, why not, surley it is in the best intrest's of us turd watcher's to know if a fellow turder has an idea that may enhance the sport.
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« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2003, 06:04:02 pm »

Bri,
   thought you didn't drink low flyers during the day?
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« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2003, 12:22:24 pm »

Bart, only when it's hot and the smoke is rising from the barbie. You have to have some pleasures in life.
See you later.
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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2003, 05:59:52 pm »

Can only reiterate the title of this thread
           Chris wher the fluck are you??
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