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Offline nopanic - neil

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Re: Advice!
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2011, 10:07:33 pm »
Quote from: Fran on January 15, 2011, 08:38:46 pm
Quote from: Lord Steve on January 15, 2011, 07:33:11 pm
I'm bringing an iron!

I will send Dutch Bas no.2 round to yours to press his boxers then Steve!

Hang on tho.... isnt "iron" cockney rhyming slang?

I thought Lord Steve had one of these in his tent  - - the racing Corby Trouser Press
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2011, 09:11:31 am »
Quote from: Ade on January 15, 2011, 09:45:19 pm
Quote from: Fran on January 15, 2011, 08:38:46 pm
Hang on tho.... isnt "iron" cockney rhyming slang?
Yep!
Yeah, it rhymes with iron as in "Any old iron, any old iron" etc etc

Isn't it amazing how an original message asking for advice on the availablity of tickets has managed to cover "Bas 1 and Bas 2", savoury snacks, shoes, ironing and cockney rhyming slang? We must all be bored waiting for June.....
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #47 on: January 16, 2011, 09:15:04 am »
Quote from: nopanic - neil on January 15, 2011, 10:07:33 pm
Quote from: Fran on January 15, 2011, 08:38:46 pm
Quote from: Lord Steve on January 15, 2011, 07:33:11 pm
I'm bringing an iron!

I will send Dutch Bas no.2 round to yours to press his boxers then Steve!

Hang on tho.... isnt "iron" cockney rhyming slang?

I thought Lord Steve had one of these in his tent  - - the racing Corby Trouser Press
Neil - I wouldn't keep it in my tent - Bagshott, my Butler keeps it in his!
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2011, 09:29:47 am »
The really amazing thing is that you actually got an answer to your original question and got your tickets sorted in the course of the thread!

Well, that and the fact that BigH's medical conditions and unguents haven't been mentioned yet!

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Re: Advice!
« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2011, 07:04:06 pm »
Researched, and I can confirm that this is rhyming slang, but rather poor, as a horseshoe was never called that.

None if it is very good.  I also noticed that "Berk", as in "he's a right berk", is short for Berkshire Hunt, and as a local, I'm not sure there is one, and what on earth could rhyme with Hunt
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2011, 08:06:18 pm »
I thought it was Berkeley Hunt

Can't imagine what it rhymes with, but I suspect BobU's DFH avatar implores you not to be one.
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #51 on: January 16, 2011, 09:44:11 pm »
There is a Berkeley Hunt.  Those Cockneys know nothing
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #52 on: January 17, 2011, 09:28:43 am »

Quote from: Martini...LB on January 14, 2011, 07:22:29 pm
2. Tying Fran to a plastic washing up bowl so that she can fulfill her mission.

That sounds rather saucy you mucky old devil. >:D

I must remind you that there is to be no smut, foul language, nakedness or washed out Y fronts on display this year thankyouverymuch :police:
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #53 on: January 17, 2011, 10:13:10 am »
Quote from: Dr Sconefinger..LB on January 17, 2011, 09:28:43 am
I must remind you that there is to be no smut, foul language, nakedness or washed out Y fronts on display this year thankyouverymuch :police:

Damn - there go my plans for 2011......
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #54 on: January 19, 2011, 06:10:54 pm »
Quote from: Dr Sconefinger..LB on January 14, 2011, 10:17:50 am
A rather select bunch on MB this year then. Better dig out my best linen and cravat.

Team LB this year will be... Me, SlowlySideways Andy, Dutch Bas#2, Newcastle_Dave, 'Frank Gallagher', Simonside Ian, Martini (Capt.)and the Lovely Fran(Wshn-up.)

We are bringing the van again with the freezer in the back so call in for ice cold beers and champers gentlemen. ;)

If you are bringing a Jenny I can bring an old dishwasher, mind you we had one last year that would not work!!

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Re: Advice!
« Reply #55 on: January 19, 2011, 08:51:17 pm »
Quote from: Martini...LB on January 19, 2011, 06:10:54 pm
Quote from: Dr Sconefinger..LB on January 14, 2011, 10:17:50 am
A rather select bunch on MB this year then. Better dig out my best linen and cravat.

Team LB this year will be... Me, SlowlySideways Andy, Dutch Bas#2, Newcastle_Dave, 'Frank Gallagher', Simonside Ian, Martini (Capt.)and the Lovely Fran(Wshn-up.)

We are bringing the van again with the freezer in the back so call in for ice cold beers and champers gentlemen. ;)

If you are bringing a Jenny I can bring an old dishwasher, mind you we had one last year that would not work!!

>Martini...LB

Whats Jenny look like   - nudge nudge  ;)   ;)
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #56 on: January 19, 2011, 10:19:43 pm »
Short, wide, noisy, likes a drink, but will accept a number of plugs.
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Re: Advice!
« Reply #57 on: January 20, 2011, 02:11:12 pm »
Quote from: Martini...LB on January 19, 2011, 06:10:54 pm
I can bring an old dishwasher, mind you we had one last year that would not work!!

Don't think for one minute that I might not realise what you are implying there Martini.

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Re: Advice!
« Reply #58 on: January 20, 2011, 05:36:50 pm »
I laughed  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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