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« Reply #135 on: August 02, 2011, 10:43:32 pm »

......(three days afterwards, hence the eventual triumph) .......
Don't you mean the eventual Trump Grin

Pleased to see you're on the up again
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« Reply #136 on: August 03, 2011, 12:17:21 am »

Good news Debs. Take it easy. I'll buy Ian a beer when I see you both next year. He certainly deserves it.
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« Reply #137 on: August 03, 2011, 02:44:46 am »

Excellent news. 

Although we still await news (with anticipation) of whether a follow through occurred after the initial phart, we assume that the medical imporatnce of this is relatively minor in the great scheme of things.

But do please remember that the things you discuss on CA are important to us.  And I mean it's not as though the CA community were the first to mention the apparent importance to the recovery process of farting.

Big H will, Iam sure, deliver his own inimitable take on the subject in due course,

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« Reply #138 on: August 03, 2011, 12:07:55 pm »

One of the things that's never disappointed me in life is a good old fart. I mean what's the downside?

And here we have another example of their comic potential and general restorative powers. Better than Lourdes water I'd say. Anyway, I now have a mental picture of Deb remarking that there's "fire in the hole!" before knocking one off towards the boundary to the gentle applause of the medical staff and the relief of her erstwhile other half.

I have to admit I like the sound of "Madame Le Surgeon", - do you think she's fully booked next June?

I'm delighted to hear you're making progress Deb, you've had a shift and a half alright.
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« Reply #139 on: August 03, 2011, 01:47:16 pm »

And here he is!

Blood test results still awaited and if good I'm off. Grin

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« Reply #140 on: August 03, 2011, 02:31:59 pm »

One of the things that's never disappointed me in life is a good old fart. I mean what's the downside?


Although I hate to disagree old horse, I must say that the smell of someone else's roast sunday dinner on monday morning's train is a real downside.


Good to hear you are on the mend Deb. And hats of to Ian for looking after you. All the best once again to you both.

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« Reply #141 on: August 03, 2011, 05:55:06 pm »

One of the things that's never disappointed me in life is a good old fart. I mean what's the downside?


Although I hate to disagree old horse, I must say that the smell of someone else's roast sunday dinner on monday morning's train is a real downside.


Si
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Release postponed until Friday earliest but I am going out for the day tomorrow for a change of scenery. Smiley
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« Reply #142 on: August 03, 2011, 07:12:45 pm »

Its called a "Shart".


It's known as a Bernie in our house.

Bernie. Verb. To follow through. "Oh no, i've done a Bernie". Used to describe the act of finding a little sh*t in one's pants.


Anyway. Good to hear you have a day pass. Enjoy and do try to stay out of bother Debs.

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« Reply #143 on: August 03, 2011, 11:40:06 pm »

All great to hear - thumbs up from me.

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« Reply #144 on: August 05, 2011, 06:10:33 pm »

Deb had a bit of a frightening setback last night, just after I'd wheeled her back into her room after a pleasant day at home. She suddenly found she was passing quantities of blood. A nurse attempted to staunch the flow with no success, then a doctor ditto, so she was rushed down to theatre, where they gave her a spinal block and then operated - the surgeon taking about 10 minutes. In fact it looked more dramatic than it was - but it's easy to say that when it's not your blood! Inevitably she is still in dock, therefore, on a drip and looking a bit wan. Worse, her 3G dongle credit has now expired, so I must try and renew it in Auchan tomorrow.

Nothing's ever straightforward, is it?
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« Reply #145 on: August 05, 2011, 07:15:21 pm »

Oh good grief!
Keep us posted Ian and keep going Debs.
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« Reply #146 on: August 05, 2011, 08:38:20 pm »

"frightening setback" sounds like an understatement given what happened!  Hope everything is OK now.  Everything back crossed again, all the best to you both

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« Reply #147 on: August 05, 2011, 08:44:22 pm »

The blood vessels can 'go' following major surgery like that. Thank goodness she was in the right place.

Bloody hell Debs, will you just behave now please?
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« Reply #148 on: August 05, 2011, 09:23:33 pm »

Blooming heck, thinking of you. And hurry up and get better x
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« Reply #149 on: August 05, 2011, 10:18:58 pm »

Terrible. Really just awful news...







Imagine running out of credit like that  Wink
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