Smashing chaps - I knew you'd come up trumps. Giving me much food for thought.
GF - If it's good enough for Mr Elford, it's good enough for anybody!

Lorry -
Just a Renault. 265 bhp - are you kidding?

I have yet to read a bad road test of one. What's more there are plenty about in France with 10k or so on the clock within my budget. More practical than a Porker, especially with the rear two seats gone. Still lurking near the top of my list. Even second hand I'd get a year's warranty.
EDIT : Volvo - well I have been mega impressed with them when being taxied back and forth - oddly more than I was by the equivalent Fords they share so much with. Somehow the interiors and passenger seating positions worked better for a shorter person like myself. One for the future, methinks.
Paul : Defender V8. I ran one for several years. Great thing - best tow vehicle I ever hand but Landies are quite tough to get in and out of. Not to mention the tractability for every day. Probably not.
Anything VAG - I thought about maybe a Scirocco instead of the RS Meganne but they lose out in every comparison test I've read plus nearest garage is in LM so less practical for servicing/bits etc (I know what a palava it is to get bits for the Skoda via the local bod.) Never been a great Audi fan - apart from the really sporty ones (and I don't mean the TT - very hairdresser imo) they don't light my fire much. A bit middle-aged bloke.
Souped up diesel estate is a deffo idea for the day I trade the more sporty job in after a couple of years (I reckon 60 is a good average age - for me I mean - to get a bit more staid and practical when the reactions really begin to slow down below danger level.)
Clio Sport - definately a possibility. I'm going to discuss buying a new one with the local bloke and price that up. There's also a Gordini available locally well within my price range (I could then keep the Note or even update and upgrade it a bit and just dump the Skoda) and with all the intro' taxes etc paid for. 7k on the clock and a year old. Very tempted.
Gary : Tee hee.

Chris, Wishy : There's a circuit near Evreux which does track days. They have both the Meganne and the Clio on site plus all three Porkers (911, Cayman, Boxter). Pretty cheap so I'm going to hopefully book some time up there to try things out. I can also test out all the Porkers at the LM Bugatti driving school. On the cards as a thing to do, even if I don't buy a one in the end.
Mike : Again the Cayenne is one of those vehicles I'd look at down the line. But not for the immediate future. There are loads of bargains about for sure but for a reason - cheap to buy but not that cheap to run.
MGM et al I have looked at loads of Porsches of various type numbers over the last couple of years whilst day dreaming! I'm not averse to a soft top but wouldn't chose one above the Cayman if it weren't for the fact that the latter is less widely available and way out of my price range in most cases. I have seen a couple of Boxters with (after market?) hard tops - are these a factory fit or does somebody make them? Something to look into. They certainly come into the reckoning. Mark - I keep reading the post above - is that right? Manual more expensive than triptonic?

Then I have to ask myself if I could get enough stuff in a Porsche to make it viable to take anywhere? My little scooter comes apart but even so.... Whereas I could take a Meganne to Spa and get all I need into it, anything which is a true sports car rather rules that out. On the plus side, I could do more fun stuff like local car meets, LM open days etc etc with a Porsche.
Still mulling. Thanks guys, this is all really helpful and lets me gather my thoughts a bit more.