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"Guests"
« on: March 15, 2012, 01:10:38 pm »
Right now, as is so often the case these days, the ratio of guests to users  on line is about 10 to 1 in favour of the guests.  I'm sure it used to be the other way about!  What's going on?

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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2012, 01:30:44 pm »
Somebody recently post that these were "Spy Bots" or something like that? I will always have a quick check without login on so will feature as a guest.   

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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2012, 02:09:41 pm »
As often as not they are "search bots" i.e. Google, Yahoo, Bing etc etc etc
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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2012, 06:07:07 pm »
I was looking in a guest just now but I've loggen on so as not to scare you Debs. I don't want to be regarded as any kind of Bot ;D
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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2012, 07:41:55 pm »
the powers that be read  this stuff and make arrangments to make us all happy.hello aco fia all ferry companies racing drivers and breweries .listen to the voices.i do.
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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2012, 12:48:32 am »
A garybot?

doesn't bear thinking about

oh no

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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2012, 07:20:57 pm »
 ;D
At the moment I'm alone with 63 guests.... Ooo,er!

What's the advantage of looking around as a guest but not logging in?  What harm can these bots do, if any?
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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 12:55:31 am »
You know in Greek the word for 'guest' is also the same word for 'stranger'... xenos. As in 'xenophobia', the fear and hatred of guests.


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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2012, 01:53:44 am »
Just had to Log-in for the first time since I joined 2 years ago, and after that amount of time usernames and passwords are a distant memory. Good old paper, pen and secret scrap of paper, saved me from being another guest stastistic. However I have noticed a massive drop in enthusiasm this year. Didn't know there were so many Peugeot fans in the club.

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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 11:27:48 am »
I believe that the Muslims have a saying that "An unexpected guest is a gift from God" which means that if I ever turn up at your door looking for a free meal, I'm not a scrounger, I'm a gift from God :angel:
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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2012, 12:02:17 pm »
The post "You know in Greek the word for 'guest'...etc" was a quote from Flanders and Swann "At the drop of a Hat". I just wondered if there was anyone else on here old enough to remember F&S!

I believe that the Muslims have a saying that "An unexpected guest is a gift from God" which means that if I ever turn up at your door looking for a free meal, I'm not a scrounger, I'm a gift from God :angel:

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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2012, 12:14:14 pm »
, I'm a gift from God :angel:
Aw, Gary.   We knew that all along, of course. ;D

Mr Hod, I get the impression that many members communicate more through Facebook these days.  Whilst I find that OK, I admit I have little interest in what my "friends" had for dinner or, worse still, what their kids had.  Thus I still visit this place rather more but the interest has dropped off a lot, as you say, so sometimes it's like talking to yourself (or, rather 60-odd "people" you don't know, lurking in the backgroud and saying nothing!)
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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2012, 12:19:11 pm »
I'm still listening  ;D
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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2012, 02:23:00 pm »
I'm not    ;D

certainly not a farcebook user though
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Re: "Guests"
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2012, 03:47:53 pm »
I'm here too... ;)

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