Some suggestions

[Chris (Liverpool Boys)]

Jayne is a lovely car!!!!!  

Although whether she will start after the ws goes missing and a line of blokes fill the egsaust up will be another matter!!!!!!

I just know i don't want to be stood outside when that happens

[bob]

Are you going this year if so where are you camping
       Bob

[muttley]

Just logged on and what do I find , a quite tasty sounding female . Whotcha Babe

Q.. do you have to be registered to sell food etc at the circuit and campsites?

[Andy Zarse]

Just logged on and what do I find , a quite tasty sounding female . Whotcha Babe

Q.. do you have to be registered to sell food etc at the circuit and campsites?

Oh no here we go again? Muttley, do you like hairy ladyboys from Liverpool?

Selling food? Different question. Ask Brian, he has a mate called Felix who takes an old Fish and Chip van.....

[gibberish]

Oh no here we go again? Muttley, do you like hairy ladyboys from Liverpool?

Gets 'em every time eh Zarse?  

[IanB]

Whos winding who up now !

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Who is Felix? I think Andy has been on the apple juice again, I have never met the man. Now Jayne and Paula I would be able to tell you a few tasty tales over a cool beer on a hot and barmy evening in a field in france.
 

[Steve Pyro]

Now Jayne and Paula I would be able to tell you a few tasty tales over a cool beer on a hot and barmy evening in a field in france.
 

Brian, I'm sure you would !!  

[Tim]

paula
we can you help you spare camp site, bottom left very near porche curves
 ask for tim

[Paulathedrooler]

paula
we can you help you spare camp site, bottom left very near porche curves
 ask for tim

Tim, that is a nice offer, but would you be able to put up with two Manc raver's for a full weekend, will see you at the Shampoo bar no doubt and you can buy us a drink.
Luv.
paula xxx

[BigH]

bottom left very near porche curves

I left my bottom near the Porsche curves one year.
A Mazda caught me by surprise. Better than Grimbergen it was.

Paula, I'll send some bromide up in todays post. And as for Felix, and Daves request for Fanny Batter.....well, I'm speechless. (is that what goes on your pie'n'mash?)

Felix wound us up something rotten last year. People were scalping tickets to be first in the queue for a fish supper once he arrived. And talking about something rotten, if he broke down in his van on the way down, then I don't think it could have been long before the halibut got a little high. Mind you I think the AA give priority to breakdowns involving lone females and fish vans. A lone female in a fish van would hardly have time to draw breath before she was back on the road again. I believe it's called 'Fish-Start', and puts an extra £5/annum on your membership.
H

[Abs]

bottom left very near porche curves

Mind you I think the AA give priority to breakdowns involving lone females and fish vans. A lone female in a fish van would hardly have time to draw breath before she was back on the road again. I believe it's called 'Fish-Start', and puts an extra £5/annum on your membership.
H

Being a member of the AA was worth it this year as I got £100 off the cost of the portsmouth - caen fast crossing... little did they know I was canceling it 10 days after.

[rastarse]

Hey Paula, think we should re name this where the fluck are you babe bin missin for some time. come back into our lives.
Rastarse

[IanB]

Just to bring you back up again, Page 5 is not your rightful place is it , you should be two pages nearer the front
  c u soon

[catob]

Back on page one, keep it up ,she will soon be top of the thread board again.