I can't claim credit for any of this, all from Viz comic. But I'm glad to have brightened up the miserable existence you no doubt endure in Florida in all that horrible sunshine.
Here's another from Lady Chatterlley's Lover by D H Lawrence;
"Mellors could feel his pulse racing, as Constance Chatterley pulled him down into the soft hay. They embraced passionately, hands grasping at clothes. They kissed heavily, his breath becoming ever quicker. She roughly undid his belt . Alas, he'd chucked his filthy yogurt in his pants."