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Offline Andy Zarse

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #270 on: December 18, 2003, 10:17:27 pm »
It was a Thames. Thames was the commercial vehicle arm of Ford. They stopped making them when the Transit first appeared in '67.
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #271 on: December 18, 2003, 10:28:32 pm »
Smokie: I am now formally asking for you to lock this thread. I can't take any more of this.

This afternoon I was filling up with Petrol at the Murco garage in Hayes, Middlesex. As you know, the roads are covered in salt and sh*t and having an important business meeting tomorrow, I thought the Subaru could do with a spruce up. So I invested in the car wash.

Cut a long story short, the brushes wrapped themselves around the small  rear roof spolier (it's the estate version) and started lifting the car up and down. Something had to give and eventually, the spolier came away with an almighty crack. It had pulled the bolts through the bodywork. Fortunately it is booked in to have the rear end fixed after the telegraph pole incident, so I'll somehow have to work in the cost of a new spoiler too.

BTW if anyone doesn't beleive me, if you pay the postage, I'll gladly send the pieces anywhere in the world.

I firmly believe the Commer is in someway behind all this grief. So let's lock the thread and see how it goes. Can't be any worse.
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #272 on: December 18, 2003, 10:44:05 pm »
Bloody hell Andy, seems like you need to hibernate for the winter.
Here's hoping your run of shitty luck is about to change.

I know this may not be much help, but your last post was your 666th !!!


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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #273 on: December 19, 2003, 12:59:51 am »
I know this may not be much help, but your last post was your 666th !!!

Sorry Andy, had to laugh out loud at Steve's observation!!!

And having been away for a couple of days, I simply cannot believe that this thread has made it to page 19!!!!!

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #274 on: December 19, 2003, 09:22:38 am »
BTW if anyone doesn't beleive me, if you pay the postage, I'll gladly send the pieces anywhere in the world.

Can I come and collect? I'll take all the pieces (i.e. the car  ;D )

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #275 on: December 19, 2003, 09:51:30 am »
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I can't take any more of this.

Before any precipitious action, in deference to the good Mr Zarse's current run of ill fortune, is taken on this epic subject (which could make to page 20 yet....)...........

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Was it a Commer or a Bedford in the Italian Job ?  

The supporters van may not have been a Commer, and the other support vehicle was a good old Landie, but what was the make of the coach?
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #276 on: December 19, 2003, 10:32:51 am »
The supporters van may not have been a Commer, and the other support vehicle was a good old Landie, but what was the make of the coach?

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #277 on: December 19, 2003, 10:34:28 am »
I really don't have time for all this today, but I couldn't concentrate knowing I was stuck on post 666.

BTW the engine number of the Commer contains three sixes; I'll have a look in the Book of Revelations tonight and see if I can find any oblique references to Commers. I'm sure I've got a nicked Gideon's bible somewhere.
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #278 on: December 19, 2003, 10:45:47 am »
Andy, I understand your desire to see this thread terminated, but it doesn't look like it's going to happen.  How the bl**dy hell do you just happen to know the Commers engine number 'like that'.  I am pretty sure that the so called 'curse' will continue to cause havoc no matter what happens to this thread.  that is, unless you've been out in the field whispering to the beast about these innane ramblings.  Oh God, theres a thought............Commer Whispering  :o :o :o
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #279 on: December 19, 2003, 11:13:12 am »
Easy mate. It's on the MOT document, which I keep in a file in my office! Looking again it's actually the chassis no. 0366069. I'll scan and post when I get a mo.
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« Reply #280 on: December 19, 2003, 11:19:57 am »
I'll scan and post when I get a mo.

I'm breathless (like the Commer) with anticipation  ;D
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #281 on: December 19, 2003, 01:38:18 pm »


This post is getting wierd and freaky. Return of the Commer , The whistling woods of Commerville, The Commers of eastwick. The Commer witch project.


All new films to be brought to you soon, thanks to thosse bust men from Club Arnage...... ???
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #282 on: December 19, 2003, 01:49:43 pm »
'The Commernator'.  A Club Arnarge production starring Arnie Zarse.

Oh look 501  ;D
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #283 on: December 19, 2003, 05:34:54 pm »
thanks to thosse bust men from Club Arnage...... ???

Thats me all right  ;D.  I assume you meant busy  ;)

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #284 on: December 19, 2003, 07:04:30 pm »
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Oh look 501  


Well done that man !   Here's a selection of forthcoming film releases on the 007 theme: :) :)

From Commer with Love
Commers are Forever
The Man with the Golden Commer
The Commer who Loved Me
Never Say Commer Again
A View to a Commer
Commer Never Dies
The Commer is Not Enough






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