Not really chav related but a bit of an incident on Tetre Rouge. A spontaneous cricket match started and being totally confident with my ability with a piece of English willow I played a straight bat to a slow ball offered by a Frenchman who'd never played cricket before. I missed and he hit middle stump. Oh, the shame!
However, a little later someone took the bat (not me I hasten to add!!), swung wildly and, in the process, lost his grip on the bat which sailed, seemingly in slow motion towards a parked Ferrari. Many hands were placed over many eyes with shouts of "Nooooooooo" as the bat continued in its arc, missing the Ferrari by millimetres and slamming into the side of a BMW.
I think the guilty party fessed up straightaway but the guy with the beemer seemed a trifle miffed!