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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2015, 08:12:45 pm »

To be honest I'd take what these guys say with a pinch of salt.
I think I have the answer.
If your car has the Yutari T78 NLA tachyon shunt supralight drive, then I suspect that the whining noise is coming from the Laratel WF fusion reactor.

Hit this carefully with the biggest spanner you have.

If that doesn't work it will probably be the port nacelle cyclone thrust tunnel in which case you need Si H's brother on the job.

Hope this helps mate.

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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2015, 10:39:15 pm »

When ever I hear a new noise in my van,

I have a simple and very cost effective (CHEAP) method of sorting it out



Turn the Radio up!

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« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2015, 11:26:06 pm »

When ever I hear a new noise in my van,

I have a simple and very cost effective (CHEAP) method of sorting it out



Turn the Radio up!

easy  Grin

Second best cure is an "Italian tune up"

But seriously folks, ( I'm a bit surprised that Hughie has never featured in any Yewtree reports! ) find a good local mechanic to have a look at it, could save you £££££££££.

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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2015, 12:49:18 am »

When ever I hear a new noise in my van,

I have a simple and very cost effective (CHEAP) method of sorting it out



Turn the Radio up!

easy  Grin
I do that in my civic  Tongue did it on donington park the other week to worked a treat  angel
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« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2015, 01:04:42 am »

I'd put my money on it being the alternator bearing (if this is turning into car diagnosis roulette). They make a high pitched whine when they fail, rather like the sound of having a coffee grinder under the bonnet.






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« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2015, 09:35:26 am »

To be honest I'd take what these guys say with a pinch of salt.
I think I have the answer.
If your car has the Yutari T78 NLA tachyon shunt supralight drive, then I suspect that the whining noise is coming from the Laratel WF fusion reactor.

Hit this carefully with the biggest spanner you have.

If that doesn't work it will probably be the port nacelle cyclone thrust tunnel in which case you need Si H's brother on the job.

Hope this helps mate.

Steve


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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2015, 01:38:39 pm »

Hi clkgtrim
You are close but not close enough. Wrong film I'm afraid.......

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« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2015, 04:31:41 pm »

I should have checked first!

I bow to your superior film knowledge M' Lord.
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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2015, 05:26:54 pm »

Anyone know which intergalactic towing vessel uses this propulsion system before I reveal the answer?
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« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2015, 09:12:21 am »

Anyone know which intergalactic towing vessel uses this propulsion system before I reveal the answer?


US Commercial Starship Nostromo.
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« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2015, 09:32:10 am »

Bang on Barry!
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« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2015, 02:00:52 am »

I'm an Alien anorak!
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« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2015, 04:22:31 pm »

Me too. Saw Alien on the day of release in the cinema completely  alone. Eventually the projectionist came and sat with me!
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« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2016, 11:14:15 am »

First, sorry for the non Le Mans related topic, but you guys are all car geniuses and I most certainly am not. So figured I would ask. Started hearing a whining noise yesterday coming from my engine. It caught me by surprise, but then it went away. Again this morning heading into work, there is was. I will have to bring it into the garage after work, but I would like to have an idea of what it is before I walk in their clueless and they try to sell me 2 grand of things I don't need.

Any thoughts? Please be cheap thoughts!

LM,

What was it?

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