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« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2004, 12:54:41 pm » |
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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2004, 02:40:46 pm » |
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ROFL - oh all right then! So who was Raoul, dare I ask?
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« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2004, 02:50:29 pm » |
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ROFL - oh all right then! So who was Raoul, dare I ask?
OK mgb you did have to go and ask. Herewith quote from Andy Zarse when I asked a similar question........... Put simply, if this is possible, Raoul is (was?) a gay Brazillian dwarf who used to hide in the boot of H's Jag and be smuggled past security. I don't think he had a passport, he was too short to have his photo taken in the booth. Anyway he used to perform terrible sexually degrading acts upon poor H, once involving an angle grinder I seem to remember. Raoul has been missing now for a couple of years. The police investigated, H was interviewed, but nothing could be proved. No corpse has ever been found. There have been sightings rumoured, once lurking around at the back dressed as a 1960's racing driver after the Royal Varirty Command Performance, but he is our own Lord Lucan and not mentioned in polite circles. |
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« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2004, 02:57:02 pm » |
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« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2004, 03:19:59 pm » |
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Gawd, what have I started?!  er, Hi Raoul...! |
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« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2004, 03:23:03 pm » |
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« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2004, 03:34:23 pm » |
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« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2004, 04:13:27 pm » |
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Well I've searched Camberwick Green and Trumpton! Maybe you're hiding in Chigley??
I had heard that you were playing for Real Madrid but that can't be true as you're not tall enough to header a ball!! (Well, football anyway)
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« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2004, 04:41:26 pm » |
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Come on McGarry, get a grip:  , get your truncheon out and give him a good one with it. The cheeky little bastard deserves it. I do hope H doesn't read this, he may be willing to forgive and forget and just remember the good times him and Raoul had together. Then the whole sorry business of sub/dom gardening and power tool control freakery will start over again. I'm sure H will be back in the shelter for battered dwarf owners. Meanwhile, Raoul will be lording it up in H's house, drinking his best malt, wearing his silk kimono and smoking cheroots in his bed whilst doing 24hr shopping on QVC using H's credit card. All a bit like them weasel fella's in Wind in the Willows. Some folk will never learn. And I wouldn't be surprised to find he's been living in H's shed all along. PS who ever is behing the raoul/McGarry thing, it's fu cking good! |
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« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2004, 04:47:49 pm » |
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Trying to lie low at the moment getting a bit worried about PC McGarry, I have booked Le Mans but have to find a trailer big enough to fit in  |
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I've just come of the phone to PC McGarry's local police station and they have forwarded me an artists impression of Raoul. So if you see this person, you know who to call. I'm not sure what he is holding, but maybe H can enlighten us  [attachment deleted by admin] |
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Christ Steve, I don't know what it is either, but I'd be surprised is it didn't have something to do with enemas. Raoul must be stopped. |
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« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2004, 05:17:53 pm » |
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That's the bugger I've been searching for!!! (Ooops, probably shouldn't mention Raoul and Bugger in the same sentence, sorry to bring back memories H!!!!!)
So, you're planning on hiding in a trailer huh. That rules out Robbo's as the size of it means someone upwardly challenged like you (have to PC being a PC) would be lost in it for weeks.
I'll find you, don't you worry! And when I do, it's the truncheon for you Raoul!!!
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« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2004, 05:20:55 pm » |
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I'll find you, don't you worry! And when I do, it's the truncheon for you Raoul!!!
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