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Offline Rusty

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A poem by Paul McCartney
« on: February 18, 2004, 01:58:30 pm »
We lay upon the river bank,
my hands were all aquiver,
I undid her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river!

Love
Paul
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Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2004, 02:32:02 pm »
Very touching.

Did you har that Sir Paul bought Heather a plane for Valentines Day...........

And a Lady Shave for the other leg.
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Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2004, 02:39:45 pm »
He also bought her a replacement leg for christmas, wrapped it and hid it at home.

She found it though before the day and asked him was it her main present. "No it's just a stocking filler" came the reply.

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Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2004, 03:30:05 pm »
Q. What's got three legs and lives in a castle?


 ???


A. The McCartneys.
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I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2004, 11:08:19 am »
You boys - you crack me up!!!! Especially loved the "plane" one Nobby!

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Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2004, 12:38:59 pm »
Rick, I'll sponser you for a Fiver
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Re:A poem by Paul McCartney
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2004, 12:40:18 pm »
 it doesn't take much to make to make her legless
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