Rick is a Cumu

[Andy Zarse]

But only cos I can
t type proply.

midn you gnor can hee.

i am a bti gidddeee

stpo it rick

[Steve Pyro]

But only cos I can
t type proply.

midn you gnor can hee.

i am a bti gidddeee

stpo it rick

Other one of those nights Andy  

[hgb]

Andy, you've been doing a lot of what's shown in your profile picture ?

[Andy Zarse]

Why hgb, I certainly was!

I was badgered by a couple of pals to go for a friday night after-work pint. Slightly against my will I would add, as I really fancied a quiet night in after a long week. But no, we soon found ourselves in the grip of a terrible thirst, the craving for ever more refreshment never abated. (BTW in a moment of madness, I'm led to believe, six of us agreed to go dogging tonight. Mark my words, this dogging's going to be the latest craze! . We're not really sure where to start, the pet shop or dogs for sale section in the local paper I expect. Isn't Crufts on soon?)

Anyway, I left the other pissheads to it at about 11.30. Apparently they left the establishment at gone 1.00am.
Just before bed, I was somewhat surprised to receive a text from the above Mr Wilson. If you want to know what a cumu is, try using the predictive text on your phone. Anyway, Rick's a fine upstanding gentleman, it's just that he'd been drinking after work.....

[jpchenet]

So you were actually saying Rick is an "aunt"    

[IanB]

Yep, JP my text says the same    aunt

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Yep, JP my text says the same    aunt

Mine says c*nt and aunt

[Mr. Rick]

I am proud to say that yes I was completely bladdered and so keen to send a text that I didn't search my inbox properly and Andy received two messages (I think) from me!

I blame the England Rugby squad. If it hadn't been for that epic World Cup win and subsequent CA trip to Londinium to watch the parade (which of course I never actually made!!), I would never had cause to enter Monsieur Zarse's mobilly no. into my phone! Unfortunately, names are listed alphabetically so on the search, Andy comes up first and forgetting to scroll to find my mate in Madrid's no., hit send instead!!

I also blame the Oakham Ales "Bishop's Farewell" on offer at my favoured local establishment. £1.50 for a 4.8% job and, like my learned friend down south, had a bit of a thirst on on Friday! Having started at 7.30, we finally got kicked out at 11.30 and proceeded in a homeward direction, txting on the way!!

Having survived a strange incident with my keys, I finally got into the house, whereupon Andy decided to find out who this "cumu" was that kept texting him!

Now given the amount imbibed, we all know that drinking beer automatically disables our volume control and (according to the missus) I was shouting! She came downstairs unimpressed, at which point I bade Andy a very hasty farewell and curtailed the conversation! Apologies if I appeared a tad brusque ol' fruit!

And by the way ... if you ever do have cause to meet the wife, please don't mention "Sophie"!!!!  

[Mr. Rick]

I also remember being unable to speak properly, so I'm amazed anything vaguely coherent came out at all! Trying to say "Maison Blanche" is tricky at the best of times, but double figures worth of the old Bish rendered it almost incomprehensible.

Couldn't even face a pint watching the rugger games on Saturday (boy did I need one though by about half past five   )

Oh well, got a few Bombardiers lined up to sit and be a saddo solo-drinker watching the recording from Cardiff this aft, so off I will tootle to re-establish my desire for ale!

 

[smokie]

Incorrigible...

[Mr. Rick]

See! The curse of the beer can happen to the very best of us! .. Not that I include myself under "very best" you know!  

Nothing a brisk 35 miler yesterday morning couldn't sort out anyway!

And note to self: DON'T take the mobilly out when likely to get seriously hammered.

Haven't been that bad in ages .. and to compound matters, compromising situations with 16 year olds have started filtering through the murky memory haze too!  

[smokie]

Males or females???

[BigH]

Don't jump the gun Smokie, Labradors, Jack Russells and tortoises can live to a ripe old age as well you know...
H

[Mr. Rick]

Males or females???

Ah, now that would be telling!!  

[Andy Zarse]

Now given the amount imbibed, we all know that drinking beer automatically disables our volume control and (according to the missus) I was shouting! She came downstairs unimpressed, at which point I bade Andy a very hasty farewell and curtailed the conversation! Apologies if I appeared a tad brusque ol' fruit!

And by the way ... if you ever do have cause to meet the wife, please don't mention "Sophie"!!!!  

Hey, we all screw up sometimes geezer! I once sent a pretty explicit text and a couple of rude jokes to a mate. Unfortunately, I keyed the wrong number and sent them to the Managing Director of a professional client. She did not see the funny side! I had to pretend my phone had been stolen in the pub, it was during the England v Argentina game in the World Cup, a not entirely shandy-free day.

Anyway Rick, who is this Sophie? The message I got said "Slopie"!