Sounds like we'll be heading for the second field then, does the pond double as a swimming pool

Now yer talkin call in at mb and watch the turd racing far better than that 24 hr crap.
It starts daily between 1200 and 1300.
If you want to you can sponsor a turd, you even get to have your name put on the rear tail fin, those new to turd racing that is the tapered bit at the end that stops your ass closing with a slap.
Smokie had one last year that was covered in black and white squares and for £1 you could put your name on a square, I believe that the team went by the name of Racing for Turdland.
Come early as space is at a premium, he will if asked do hospitality days but sorry to say he only offers these on E bay.