Whoa! and Phew, it takes some reading, and definitely has it's ups and downs. I see-sawed between 'is it real?' and 'no it's not'.
It was worth it though, especially for the line:
"sounds like its time for KS to travel to Houston and open up a can o' whoop ass!"
I had to take a time out when I reached that one.
Funnily enough I had a very similar experience at the beginning of the year, with a purchase through e-bay. I bought a digital camera from a NY based company, paid up front with PayPal, and two weeks later an empty box arrived. The shippers response was "not our problem, we don't ship empty boxes". There then followed a very protracted set of e-mails and calls not disimilar to poor 'ole Kurts.
Just for laughs, I've copied below my last e-mail reply after it was requested I return the empty box. It does happen. Mmmm, maybe I should let it lie...
Upsetting! -you're not kidding!!
The job I wanted the camera for has now finished. The broken down camera it was to replace has now been fixed and returned. And I'm now convinced that the UPS customer services phones are manned by complete morons with a share in my phone bill!
I know what I'd like them to do with the empty box...
H
-----Original Message-----
From: Cxxxxxxx.net]
Sent: 21 January 2004 17:44
To: Hxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: missing camera
HI,
What are they going to do with an empty box??Ill keep bugging them! This is really upsetting.
Cxxxxxa
Ah well, you live and learn. Actually, maybe that's not strictly true.
Good call Matt.
H