I didn't seem to have that problem last time I was making my way down the Vegas Strip...... 
....mind you, I was driving an RV at the time!
Matt, I've got a pile of Egyptian pounds clogging up a drawer somewhere, plus some old Mexican Pesos from 1985 before they knocked 3 noughts off.
Oh! and MILLIONS of Yen.
I'll leave them in a brown envelope behind the washroom door next time I'm in Miami.
Steve, your generousity knows no bounds - and I am deeply moved. I'm not so bothered about the raghead and wetback currencies - the Yen, I will gratefully part from you. Simply furnish me with you bank account details, passwords etc and I'll take care of everything else.
Robbo, you're just a tease - I got all dewy-eyed when I read that you'd sponsor me - only to dash my hopes, a sentence later.
It seems that my Vegas trip will have to be cancelled. It just goes to show that the only people worthy of sponsorship are those who actually have the funds, but would just rather suckers like us footed the bill. Go figure that one out.
Gibb, I'm sorry to learn that things are grim on the employment front. What is your area of expertise? My parent company in UK is always on the hunt for talented people. Feel free to PM me or email me at mharper6@cfl.rr.com Either way, I hope you get sorted soon. Redundancy is a bitch, but often opens more doors than it closes - I speak from experience.