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......what would you be doing?

A big pile of ironing
0 (0%)
Digging the garden
1 (2.8%)
Doing a spot of DIY
1 (2.8%)
Taking the kids to Alton Towers
0 (0%)
Arguing with the wife
4 (11.1%)
Stopping down the pub for a lock in
2 (5.6%)
Watching some 'art' videos a mate gave you
2 (5.6%)
Wishing you were in Le Mans
26 (72.2%)

Total Members Voted: 34

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Offline smokie

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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2004, 09:09:51 pm »
Quote from: Fax on April 27, 2004, 04:09:35 pm
The SVRA Vintage & Historic racing association is holding their annual June weekend at the Mid Ohio Sportscar Course the same weekend as Le Mans.  

I think the bloke we were camped next to at Sebring runs in that, and was champ last year. Phil may be able to confirm...
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2004, 08:33:30 am »
Hi Smokie, Yes that would be "What's his name' from Mississauga in his Porsche although I think he said the year before last. And Fax .. sell another soul and come to France.
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2004, 01:41:51 pm »
Hi Phil & Smokie
Would love to go to the Sarthe in June but I have to get a hernia fixed torward the end of June and that's going to eat a week a my vacation time right there. As you can imagine I'm really looking forward to this.  Just gonna have to settle for the USGP and a couple of trips to Mid Ohio.
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2004, 03:07:57 pm »
Isn't there a surgeon on this forum?? (Sav??)

You could come to Le Mans and get the Hernia op done there. We could set up a Gazebo on Maison Blanche a bit like a field hospital from M*A*S*H. That way you can claim for the cost of your whole trip on your medical insurance!!  ;D
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2004, 04:38:49 pm »
It wouldn't go far on the BBQ though would it...
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2004, 04:49:46 pm »
Hawaiian Tropic girls in army nurses gear ;D ;D ;D ;D
Think I need a cold shower.
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2004, 04:51:19 pm »
I most confess that I find the prospect of my guts being split open by a bunch of guys knocking back bottles of Stella a bit unsettling.  I can see it now...Anesthetic? we don't need no stinking anesthesia, just give him some more Grimburgen.  I steak knife and a staple gun and we're ready to cut.  Yeesh!
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2004, 04:57:40 pm »
But what music would we have on the sound system during the op?
'The first cut is the deepest'?
Good to see you back Fax.
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2004, 05:05:21 pm »
Quote from: smokie on April 28, 2004, 04:38:49 pm
It wouldn't go far on the BBQ though would it...

Fax, get real. We can truss you up with ducktape to stop you bursting and then operate after the football on sunday. You won't feel a thing.

Then in order to see that we all get a bit, I would suggest grating it raw over a tossed salad, just like the finest white truffle which the hernia will no doubt resemble.
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I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2004, 05:14:36 pm »
That's settled then, free trip to Le Mans for Fax courtesy of his health insurance company, no need for anaesthetic (apart from Stella/Grmbergen), sterilise the steak knives in alcahol (if we have any left) then a quick op after the footie followed by a CA feast.  ;D ;D

As it's the Rickmeister's 40th birthday perhpas we should let him have the first cut?  ;D
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2004, 05:29:05 pm »
Any of you guys really named Hannibal?
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2004, 05:36:46 pm »
Quote from: Fax on April 28, 2004, 05:29:05 pm
Any of you guys really named Hannibal?

Fax I have spent the last fifteen years being told I have a more than passing resemblence to Sir Antony Hopkins.  (or Sir Hopkins as some Americans apparently insist on calling him).

I intend to eat your hernia with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Ffff Ffff FFfff Ffff!!!
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2004, 03:13:35 am »
I always suspected there was some fricking weird sh*t going on in those campgrounds...Cannibalism!  Holy sh*t!
Is Beausejour French for "Eat Your Neighbor"?
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Re:If you didn't go to Le Mans.....
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2004, 08:27:30 am »
Quote from: Fax on April 29, 2004, 03:13:35 am
Is Beausejour French for "Eat Your Neighbor"?
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No, that would be Bon Appetit or not ?
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