Gorblimey Steve, thats a bit teckical innit?
Ain't that one of them bloody expensive tommy bar fings wiv a built in ratshit?
I used to use one of them but it kept on feeling weird and clicking all the time when I wanted to titen me nuts, so I left it behind on the floor, last time I used it.
I saw a little kid run off wiv it shouting to his mates to come an' see what he found, strange some people, ain't they?

Bill
