I certainly don't wish to appear sexist in any way Rick, but no mistake, it's a top piece of flange and you'd certainly look great hanging out the back of it. Raejkevik is a top party town apparently, so I'd get over there asap if I were you lad.
But be careful of these Icelandic types though, they'll steal the cod out of your newspaper and start wearing a horny helmet and long robes before you can say Valhallah.