Actually,
If the standard de-fib procedure doesn't bring you back from the flatlining experienced earlier, it has just occurred to me that a damn fine band to drive to would be The Peatbog Faeries, sadly no longer with us.
To resist nailing the throttle and grinning insanely, even in your Mums Micra, would be pretty damn difficult.
The lads produced two Albums, Mellowosity and Faerie Stories, and marvellous they are too. The Folk Police on Faerie Stories contains a virtuoso bagpipe/synth performance that negates the use of caffeine or any stimulants.
Maybe James-Jay-Jimbob-Jimmy The Tyre Burning Chemist From Kilmarnock is gracing his decks with them now?
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