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Offline Ruptured Duck Motorsport

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« on: October 03, 2004, 12:09:02 am »
One to tide you over.....

"A member of Jaguar Racing F1 Team recently won a blow up Donkey (from Shrek) off the back of a drinks carton. He took it to Spa where Donkey made some sneaky appearances, but the JR management were not happy about this unprofessionalism, and banned him. However, since the sale of Jaguar F1 has been confirmed, the folks there are less concerned about this management threat, and Donkeys been hanging around..."

DONKEY DOES F1
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2004, 01:06:35 pm »
Feckin marvellous old fruit!! Mrs. R thinks I do little enuff in the office all day without me guffawing out loud! Hey-ho, sausage rationing again......

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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2004, 01:12:40 pm »
Thats fantastic.

Bit of life in F1. Good Lads
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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2004, 03:50:32 pm »
Blimmin brilliant, I needed cheering up this afternoon (what with it being Monday)

It just shows what a good bunch of lads they are, shame on Ford for behaving like they have in the last 3 years+

I'm sure they'll be at LM if they don't get a buyer, no need to go all the way to Canada to watch another procession!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2004, 12:03:24 am »
Wonder how long 'til the ones with a sense of humour by-pass try and shut it down.
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2004, 11:31:07 am »
Shame donkey's not in a team next year, could add some entertainment to the rather dull proceedings!
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2004, 12:41:34 pm »
Quote from: 'Chef' A.F.K.A Lemans S.P.S on October 05, 2004, 11:31:07 am
Shame donkey's not in a team next year

I thought Ralf had signed for Toyota  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2004, 12:50:38 pm »
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2004, 01:20:22 pm »
H-

Raped by a randy donkey. I dont think Shrek would be too happy.
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2004, 01:35:36 pm »
What a dimwitted pillock.  :( What on earth did he think he was doing taking a sh it in the donkey's field in full view of a road? A filthy practice if you ask me, he deserved his terrible fate.

Any self respecting Englishman would surely have swiftly buckled up his trousers and rolled up his sleeves before punching the oversexed ass squarely between the eyes, in a Blazing Saddles stylee. Or maybe the answer would have been to deliver a mighty kick to it's hilariously proportioned cock. Whatever, he would then have been able to continue his ablutions undisturbed.
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2004, 04:21:52 pm »
The guy couldn't have been that desparate for a dump as the obvious doesn't seem to have happened.
There doesn't appear to be any real urgency to hoist his strides up either.

Never the less, very amusing.
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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2004, 10:12:13 am »
Quote from: Robbo SPS on October 05, 2004, 01:20:22 pm
H-

Raped by a randy donkey. I dont think Shrek would be too happy.



No Robbo, I am not at all happy.  This misuse of Donkeys must stop.  ::)
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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2004, 06:35:49 pm »
Looks like Donkey made it to Japan  ;D

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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2004, 11:30:11 pm »
Quote from: Mark (DR) on October 08, 2004, 06:35:49 pm
Looks like Donkey made it to Japan  ;D


What makes you say that???   ;D

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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2004, 03:58:35 pm »
and two ass-holes got on the podium
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