is this a good time to revive the "how many posts to be an engorged member" debate?  
On other forums it's possible for an Admin user to edit the post count status amounts and text, perhaps Smokie could offer some alternates and set up a vote thread?
After 'Full Member' shouldn't it be 'Large Member' and then 'Monster Member' etc...  

Why not go even further and just get Smokie to post how large he thinks our c*cks are based on our whit x number of posts + length of member
ship  
Am I drifting from the point... ?
(Just so you know, I only have one leg... but nobody notices....)