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« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2005, 09:43:12 pm » |
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I'm really not sure how to handle this. I have been accused of being somewhat obtuse in these hollowed columns from time to time - and if your name really is Guy Humpage, I apologise if my comments are hurtful to you. That said, I think this must be a smutty alias, because no youth could have survived school with such nomclementure. Said youth would have been either beaten to a bloody pulp or commited suicide - unable to tolerate the sniggering jibes of his peers (i.e. people like me).
I'm hoping this is a kind of "Andy Zarse" play on words, but if it isn't it's the best f**k*ng name I've heard since I was introduced to a bloke called Warren Orgon (this IS true).
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If it\'s good and fast, it won\'t be cheap. If it\'s fast and cheap, it won\'t be good. If it\'s good and cheap, it won\'t be fast.
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« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2005, 12:47:21 am » |
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Matt - Guy is real, I bought a ticket from him in 2000. What more can I say? Remember that, Guy?  |
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« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2005, 03:24:56 pm » |
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Matt - Guy is real, I bought a ticket from him in 2000.
What more can I say?
Oh f**k. Sorry Guy. Yours sincerely Alotta Fachina |
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If it\'s good and fast, it won\'t be cheap. If it\'s fast and cheap, it won\'t be good. If it\'s good and cheap, it won\'t be fast.
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« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2005, 11:18:44 am » |
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it's the best f**cking name I've heard since I was introduced to a bloke called Warren Orgon (this IS true). Glad to be of Service. ps. I also know someone really called Mike Hunt. pps. There is also someone at the same company as me, with the name Jenny A Taylor. |
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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2005, 12:06:08 pm » |
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I remember dealing with a complaint from a customer at my previous employ at a bank by the name of Mr Robert Soul.
How I enjoyed ringing him back and asking to speak to him.
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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2005, 12:54:52 pm » |
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I know a lad called Rob Soul, also knew an I Lovett
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« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2005, 01:06:38 pm » |
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Are, the delights of going to school in Hounslow. Not double entendres but the class of '83 included:
Toerag Peratian
Dotun Ollibodun (his brother Valentine was in the year above us)
Gotom Bizwas
Aerial Molave
We also had a Mr Charles Lion as a teacher and a Miss Green who even after a year didn't understand why we called her Theresa.
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« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2005, 01:14:04 pm » |
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A few years ago there was a big police investigation of child abuse in schools / childrens homes.
The investigating officer was interviewed on tv. His name was Roger Boys!
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Chris (Liverpool Boys)
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« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2005, 01:17:39 pm » |
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Probably not the bestname to have in that situation with hindsight
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« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2005, 02:02:53 pm » |
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There is a coach company in Olney in Bucks and written on the back of every vehicle is the legend R SOULS COACHES.
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There is a corner of a foreign field that will be forever England ------ Houx Annexe
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« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2005, 02:20:21 pm » |
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The tv presenter Stuart Hall, formed a travel company in the 80's and named it.
Stuart Hall International Travel, you can imagine the shock when all the stationary arrived from the printers with the heading S.H.I.T.
Whoops.
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« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2005, 03:10:18 pm » |
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There is a coach company in Olney in Bucks and written on the back of every vehicle is the legend R SOULS COACHES.
I live in that area and passed such a coach this very morning on the way to work... I think the owner's first initial is 'R', but I didn't see it on the back. He also ownes a Rover dealership in Olney...make of that what you will!! I did some work for a London local authority once and they had somebody on their books called Shona Twatt... Oh how I laughed!!!  |
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« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2005, 05:34:09 pm » |
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During the recent floods up north, I caught in interview on telly with a local vicar who had the honour of being called Rev Bill Ankers.
At work we deal with a guy called Patrick Ennis from time to time.
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Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better.
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2005, 11:44:03 pm » |
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As Olney is my local town I can confirm that there is a bus company called Souls but it is not R Souls.  |
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« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2005, 02:18:21 pm » |
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At work we deal with a guy called Patrick Ennis from time to time.
Many years ago, I new a DJ called Paul Ennis. A girl at schoo had the unfortunate name of Rosanna Hoare. No problem, you would, she'll get married one day. She moved to Aus and married a guy with a surname of Hussy. You think that would have been the first question she asked! |
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