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Offline Matt Harper

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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2005, 09:43:12 pm »
I'm really not sure how to handle this. I have been accused of being somewhat obtuse in these hollowed columns from time to time - and if your name really is Guy Humpage, I apologise if my comments are hurtful to you. That said, I think this must be a smutty alias, because no youth could have survived school with such nomclementure. Said youth would have been either beaten to a bloody pulp or commited suicide - unable to tolerate the sniggering jibes of his peers (i.e. people like me).
I'm hoping this is a kind of "Andy Zarse" play on words, but if it isn't it's the best f**k*ng name I've heard since I was introduced to a bloke called Warren Orgon (this IS true).
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2005, 12:47:21 am »
Matt - Guy is real, I bought a ticket from him in 2000.

What more can I say?

Remember that, Guy?

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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2005, 03:24:56 pm »
Quote from: smokie on January 29, 2005, 12:47:21 am
Matt - Guy is real, I bought a ticket from him in 2000.

What more can I say?


Oh f**k. Sorry Guy.
Yours sincerely
Alotta Fachina
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2005, 11:18:44 am »
Quote from: Matt Harper on January 28, 2005, 09:43:12 pm
it's the best f**cking name I've heard since I was introduced to a bloke called Warren Orgon (this IS true).

Glad to be of Service. :)

ps.  I also know someone really called Mike Hunt.

pps.  There is also someone at the same company as me, with the name Jenny A Taylor.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2005, 11:20:23 am by Guy Humpage »
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2005, 12:06:08 pm »
I remember dealing with a complaint from a customer at my previous employ at a bank by the name of Mr Robert Soul.

How I enjoyed ringing him back and asking to speak to him.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2005, 01:02:29 pm by Chris (Liverpool Boys) »
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2005, 12:54:52 pm »
I know a lad called Rob Soul, also knew an  I Lovett
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2005, 01:06:38 pm »
Are, the delights of going to school in Hounslow. Not double entendres but the class of '83 included:

Toerag Peratian
Dotun Ollibodun (his brother Valentine was in the year above us)
Gotom Bizwas
Aerial Molave

We also had a Mr Charles Lion as a teacher and a Miss Green who even after a year didn't understand why we called her Theresa.
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2005, 01:14:04 pm »
A few years ago there was a big police investigation of child abuse in schools / childrens homes.

The investigating officer was interviewed on tv. His name was Roger Boys!



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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2005, 01:17:39 pm »
Probably not the bestname to have in that situation with hindsight
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2005, 02:02:53 pm »
There is a coach company in Olney in Bucks and written on the back of every vehicle is the legend R SOULS COACHES.
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2005, 02:20:21 pm »
The tv presenter Stuart Hall, formed a travel company in the 80's and named it.
Stuart Hall International Travel, you can imagine the shock when all the stationary arrived from the printers with the heading S.H.I.T.
Whoops.
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2005, 03:10:18 pm »
Quote from: BOB U on January 31, 2005, 02:02:53 pm
There is a coach company in Olney in Bucks and written on the back of every vehicle is the legend R SOULS COACHES.

I live in that area and passed such a coach this very morning on the way to work... I think the owner's first initial is 'R', but I didn't see it on the back. He also ownes a Rover dealership in Olney...make of that what you will!!

I did some work for a London local authority once and they had somebody on their books called Shona Twatt... Oh how I laughed!!!  ;D

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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2005, 05:34:09 pm »
During the recent floods up north, I caught in interview on telly with a local vicar who had the honour of being called Rev Bill Ankers.

At work we deal with a guy called Patrick Ennis from time to time.
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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2005, 11:44:03 pm »
As Olney is my local town I can confirm that there is a bus company called Souls but it is not R Souls.

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Re:How to keep beer cold?
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2005, 02:18:21 pm »
Quote from: Nordic on January 31, 2005, 05:34:09 pm
At work we deal with a guy called Patrick Ennis from time to time.

Many years ago, I new a DJ called Paul Ennis.

A girl at schoo had the unfortunate name of Rosanna Hoare. No problem, you would, she'll get married one day. She moved to Aus and married a guy with a surname of Hussy.

You think that would have been the first question she asked!
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