Well, my heart skipped a beat...
Firstly,
Toadster, one of our crew is a fully paid up sparks, but you know what these guys are like, time is money. Or in the case of LM weekend, time is beer. I'm sure if you wander across and ask him nicely, and maybe cross his palm with Stella, he'll help you out.
Just don't let him near your testicles.
Secondly,
'daisy chaining fairy lights'!!!! - lordy, are we talking conga dancing rings of buggery here? And I thought it was just a campsite...
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