Attention you lot....

[jpchenet]

Done!!

Where the hell will it ever end?

[Ron Jeremy]

done

i spent many happy days green laneing in the yorks dales and peak district on my XL 125 S and DT 175 MX, never caused anyone any agro in fact hardly ever saw anyone walking

we've always been a taget for the white middle class god fearing f**k*rs who litter the countryside in their f**k*ng gortex, brasher boots and cut off trousers with their little knapsack and their trekking poles - hope you trip up and break your f**k*ng legs, c**ts!!!!!!!!!!!!

my bike used to cause less damage than the w**k*rs who used to go hacking in fact,  most of the damage to the ridgeway, one of our longest green lanes, is by horses - ban them

[Matt Harper]

We've had fox hunting banned, what next for the country way of life?  

What are we to assume from this Steve? Are you an advocate of the practice of persuing a small defenseless animal to the point of collapse, whereupon it is then torn apart whilst still alive, by a pack of dogs?

I'm no tree-hugger and I certainly don't agree with a 'moral minority' forcing their will on others, but I feel that anyone who thinks it is humanly ethical to do the above, in the name of sport or recreation is either an inbred lunatic or a soulless, sadistic savage.

If the fox is killing your chickens, shoot the f**k*r.  Shoot the f**k*ng ramblers aswell.

[Andy Zarse]

We've had fox hunting banned, what next for the country way of life?  

What are we to assume from this Steve? Are you an advocate of the practice of persuing a small defenseless animal to the point of collapse, whereupon it is then torn apart whilst still alive, by a pack of dogs?

I'm no tree-hugger and I certainly don't agree with a 'moral minority' forcing their will on others, but I feel that anyone who thinks it is humanly ethical to do the above, in the name of sport or recreation is either an inbred lunatic or a soulless, sadistic savage.

If the fox is killing your chickens, shoot the f**cker.  Shoot the f**cking ramblers aswell.

Can I take it you're a vegetarian then Matt?

Personally I can't see the moral difference between those nutters on horseback with big dogs and people who eat chicken raised in battery cages, which are farmed standing in their own deep litter excrement for six weeks, being pumped full of growth hormones just so KFC can sell meat cheap.

I know Steve keeps free range chickens, so I don't see him taking any lectures on animal welfare.

The bottom line is, there's things we like and things we don't like. It's all about freedom of choice and it's what these Nazis want to take away from us. One man's foxhunting is another man's green laning is another man's smoking. Divided we fall....

I do agree with shooting God damn pinko Ramblers Association people though.

[Matt Harper]

Might have known you'd stick your f**k*ng oar in!
I don't believe that factory farmers do what they do for amusement.
That was the point I was stumbling towards.
True, I am a degenerate carnivore (don't eat veal or fois gras, however) - my personal viewpoint is that mindless slaughter for shits and grins is sick (bad sick, not good sick - like "Check out the sick rims on that Excalade, bruttha")

[Barry]

We've had fox hunting banned, what next for the country way of life?  

I do agree with shooting God damn pinko Ramblers Association people though.

My in laws are members of the Rambling association, can someone lend me a rifle  

[BigH]

Now now Matt, let's be reasonable, I can see both sides of the argument here.
It seems Ron wants to cripple the ramblers and ban the horses, while you want to shoot the fox, the ramblers and pretty well anything else that moves.
I notice that the horses seem to be getting off lightly, so I suggest that while we're on, we should eat them. We don't seem to have burned or hanged anyone either, which to be quite honest, is a bit of oversight if you ask me. I humbly suggest starting with the ACO development committee.

Shoot the f**cking ramblers aswell.

And if the ramblers are busy f**k*ng, quite a feat round Stonethwaite - you'd have a limp for a week, let them finish before nailing them, it's only humane, after all, the poor little goretex buggers have probably rambled al day just to get a bit of peace and quiet. If the fox is f**k*ng the chickens, then it's a case for Norris McWhirter, or Vanessa Feltz.
And if the fox survives the chase, and the hounds and the gun, then bollocks, put some sugar in the little f**k*rs generator.
H  

[Matt Harper]

Barry - Top Banana! - laughed so much my sh*t turned blue.

Harry - as eloquent and corrupt as usual. I found horsemeat quite palatable, as a matter of fact. I think the jumped-up nobheads in the red coats and jodphurs, should be made to eat the f**k*ng fox - the c**ts.

[Andy Zarse]

I've never f**ked horse, let alone f**ked one to death (except once, when I ran one over that has escaped from a field, it was pretty f**ked after the XJ had been through it).  So I suggest a compromise.  We could take dead horses to France with us, they certainly wouldn't go to waste.  The French seem to have a refreshingly different attitude to fluffy animals, and  I'm looking forward my first French barbecue. I'll have £10 each way on the steak and its three faults for a refusal.

Anyway, if you ask me, half the problems in this country occur because there are not enough people chained up in the stocks being pelted with eggs.

I knew this would come down to rimming in the end.

[BigH]

Say, Julie, whadaya say to a little bit of all around the world...
H

[Gilles]

if it become forbidden, just drive 10 minutes south from the circuit to the next 4wd trial and speed track  

[Ron Jeremy]

soddin hell you're just so civilised

green laneing, hunting, shooting, NO health and safety, wine, entrecotte (steaks) that really are worth eating

don't give sh*t about world opinion, cheap houses loads of land

motorways and roads go in straight lines

mediocre cars (R laguna) still can't have everything

why am i here  

[Rhino]

Signed it.
What could this lead to Le Mans with electric vehicles with restricted top speeds. Alcohol free beer. Barstards.

[Perdu]

Signed it too!

Horses? Ate some of one once in a Fench Army NAAFI in Germany after a big NATO exercise, tasted good to me, but not a likely dietary supplement for ever. Won't find me on the back of one though..
Chicken? Ate some lots of time but I hate the crappy stuff, how about let's get the doo-summatters banning that instead of green-laning?
Fox? Never ate any (I hope, but I have eaten Muckdonaldses occasionally,so who knows!) but after smelling road-kill foxes, yuck they stink...
They also do kill for fun, quite like some of us ain't they.
Ramblers! The only rambler to do it for me was good old "Rambling Sid Rumpo" (Someone ought to explain him to our cousins from abroad, maybe) The rest of them, well pass me the rifle after Zarse has finished with it, I'll buy the bullets...


Ooh arr, where was I? Oh yes voted with OUR Moral Majority. I wasa getting quite carried away there, we should do this again sometime.

Bill

 

[Chris (Liverpool Boys)]

My in laws are members of the Rambling association, can someone lend me a rifle  


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