Absolutely marvellous post Paddy!
This is what LM's all about, never mind all the other stuff. Rock and roll!
We managed, if memory serves me correctly, and by definition it never does in these scenarios, 600 litres of draught Stella one year. As it was there, chilled, on draught, and mocking us, we drank it at every opportunity, and hardly touched anything else. It was quite an experience! "Never before, in the field of humans drinking...etc."
May I pop round for a swift quarter of a litre?
H