Watch out for that dodgy copper. He tried to close down my chip oil recycling facility. The chip van runs okay on it but the exhaust is a bit smokey.
Anyway, I've got a traders policy for the chip van and the trailer, and I occasionly strap the boat to the roof so that I can toss my hook and try for a battered sausage or two. The Irish Sea is very pleasant at this time of the year.
I've considered fitting out a moped with a sidecar with a chip fryer in it so that I can tour around the campsites to bring my fine marine produce to the happy campers.