U2 at Twickenham

[Bob U]

After weeks of me not saying anything the dragon has only just found out that U2 are at Twickenham this weekend. I doubt very much that she will now be waving me of to LM on Thursday or saying have a nice time.

 Her reaction was "Huh f**k*ng Le Mans comes first again"

Well my thoughts are, not only first but second as well, a bit like the Astons really. There will be about 250,000 at LM over the weekend and maybe 75,000 watching Bono and friends, so 250,000 llamas can't be wrong.

Never mind dear they'll be back

[Steve Pyro]

Don't panic Bob, she can look at this instead.  

[The Planman]

 Her reaction was "Huh f**cking Le Mans comes first again"

Bob - are you sure we're not maried to the same woman?

Her tone seems to ring a bell in our house  

[Andy Zarse]

I cannot abide U2, I've never liked them and their pompous, overblown outpourings. The Joshua Tree is an utter waste of vinyl. And don't get me started on the G8 concert thing. I will not take lectures from a hypocritical multi-millionaire twat about the poor in the world. The best way to help the poor is firstly not to patronise them. Well Bono, you can fu ck off son, together with the spineless lilly-livered c**ts of politicians, who are too craven to seriously debate the matter with you.

No Bob, you're best well away from them c**ts. If I might venture an opinion, so is your missus, though I doubt she would see it that way.

[Snoring Rhino]

Are you sure Andy?

[Simon13]

So no U2 in the CD changer then?

Easy Mr Zarse..........not long now.