Yes, welcome Elvisalive. Oh God, I wish he was.
Anyway, say what the hell you want, personally I don't understand what all this fizzing at the bunghole about e-bay is about, and if I could work out how to use the search function on this site, it would save me typing it all out again (where's Steve 'The Man' Brown when you need him?).
As far as I'm concerned, you can photocopy a pass, or your arse for that matter. And if you want to chop off your knob and replace it with a carrot, then that's just fine with me to. This 'dilemma' business is beginning to sound like a meeting of the village council on 'Vicar of Dibley'. Jesus-shagging-a-labrador, this place'll look like ten-tenths soon, and then where will we be?
Somewhere secure I hope.
H