"press my tails for friday night." 
I'd been wondering about FS for a while, now we have it!
Are you "Der gabelschwanze teufel"? Mr Mephistopheles himself...
Wow, honoured to meet you sire, come around whenever, always welcome. But no wonder he has been sowing mischief, ha ha, caught you sire.

But please, no helmet for evening wear.
We'd only take the pith.
As for tarts and G&T they are welcome too, but must bring their own G&T as we maintain a Wine and Ale bar generally, Kronenenbourg Lager a recent hot tip!(warm-ish anyway!)
Nurses always welcomed, must make room for the caring services don't you know? Dammit, bring the batman too we can provide a small libation for him too, below stairs with the staff.