Don't blame me!! I'm stuck with a Rodney Carrington song right now - it's called 12 Inch Dick and a Dozen Roses, and the lyrics simply go:
I've got a 12 inch dick and a dozen roses
And a pickup truck
Hubba hubba hey
Search for it on your favourite mp3 downloader. It might also be by Bob and Tom.
For me, this alternates with another Rodney Carrington song called Camel Toe... I really must stop listening to him...