Little things you might forget

[nickliv]

Ahh, the good old hoverbog.

Worst one I ever used was in a TRAIN! which stopped in the midle of nowhere in France for about 5 hours. I went to use it, and there was a heap on the track so high that I just convinced myself I didn't need to go, and went and waited for the train to move.

[Fran]

Good to see that this thread has sunk to the usual CA level..  ::)

[Andy]

Nice one Fran.

If some have a phobia of Le Man bogs why not take your own. Better still take a butt plug and save it for the McDonalds!

[vqdave]

Ticket holder thingy for round your neck.

Button hole camera for arse photo's.

[Bob U]

Surely you mean a BUTT HOLE camera Dave ;D

[Werner]

I guess Werner can pick the bones out of this thread and add them to the 'What to Take' chapter of the CA bible he is preparing.

Del

Yes, I'll do that
;D ;D
Werner

[monkey]

haemorrhoidd creme  :o :-[ :P

[Lazy B'stard]

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Tried it last year but was unservicable after 1st night. there was not a single offer to play mother amongst our group, bad guts, too much beer etc. :o not nice

[Fran]

...not a single offer to play mother amongst our group...

My mind is boggling at what playing mother might entail in this context!  ???

F

[vqdave]

...not a single offer to play mother amongst our group...

My mind is boggling at what playing mother might entail in this context!  ???

F

Bitty anyone?

[nickliv]

Could be worse, could be nanna bitty.

[Andy]

...not a single offer to play mother amongst our group...

My mind is boggling at what playing mother might entail in this context!  ???

F

Bitty anyone?

Got me cofused as well.
Bitty? ???

[Fran]

Not a Little Britain fan?? ;D

[nickliv]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/characters/harvey.shtml

[monkey]

ya all that's fine, but don't forget the haemorrhoidd creme!