Things nicked by Pikeys at LM

[Fran]

I do???!!! 

(only when i am playing doctors n nurses ...  )

[Andy Zarse]

involuntary clysma

Not sure what this is, but it seems like something Mr Zarse and Big H might be able to get to grips with!

 

This little lot should sort out any theives we lay our hands on.

http://www.enemakit.com/products.cfm

Having said that, whilst I've worked out the raison d'etre of the rectal and vaginal tips, what in the name of Jesus H Christ on a Harley do they use the "Stop Cock" for?   

[Stu]

involuntary clysma

Not sure what this is, but it seems like something Mr Zarse and Big H might be able to get to grips with!

 

This little lot should sort out any theives we lay our hands on.

http://www.enemakit.com/products.cfm

Having said that, whilst I've worked out the raison d'etre of the rectal and vaginal tips, what in the name of Jesus H Christ on a Harley do they use the "Stop Cock" for?   

f**cking hell Andy, I'm having my dinner.

[Ferrari Spider]

Hot coffee as a cleansing fluid works well   If anyone has ever watched the Green Wing will know how effective it can be be.

[nickliv]

I've got an even better plan.

A wasps nest in a coolbox.

[Barry]

I've got an even better plan.

A wasps nest in a coolbox.

What a warped mind you have.

Great idea

[alibongo]

has anybody tried Big snapper rat-traps??? they certainly do the bizzo.....ouch! they dont have a second try ! ( you might have trouble persuadeing pikeys to eat the warfarin laced blue corn tho ) not sure how to get round that one??

[wadespeed1]

Too bad you don't have an abundance of snakes or other toothy reptiles over there. The "snake in the cooler" trick always works.

  I like the idea of exploding dye packets used by most banks. It would make a mess, but you would be able to easily spot the thieving ba--ards.

[alibongo]

He he yup thats a good one !!

[Christopher]

Counting myself lucky so far......

The only thing taken was 3 crusty french sticks that I had just put in the bin.

Could not beleive they were actually going to take them home and eat them. They (not the pikeys) had been kicking around the tent for 3 days and were past their best.

[Norbert]

 

Bobblehat and I had a tent pole nicked in the middle of the night when we were asleep. 

Luckily  it was on Bob's side of the tent

[BryanC]

I met a guy at the ferry terminal coming home a couple of years ago, and the Pikeys had swept up the lot - tent with all its contents and including his passport !

He was trying to hitch a ticket with no money and he was really struggling to get back.

Don't take chances.

Bryan C.

[jpchenet]

I met a guy at the ferry terminal coming home a couple of years ago, and the Pikeys had swept up the lot - tent with all its contents and including his passport !

He was trying to hitch a ticket with no money and he was really struggling to get back.

Don't take chances.

Bryan C.

Hmmm, I question people like that. If you had a valid ticket and you turn up at the ferry port they can just look you up on the system and re-issue the ticket FOC.