french phrases

[termietermite]

One for the women folk

Non seulement il est puissant, il est vite!


Not only is he strong, he is fast!

Where can I meet him?

Here!!

"Nous avons pour vous une bonne journée de sports qui demarre avec le rugby!"

Au moins vous n'avez pas dit qu'elle demarre avec le foot! (at least you didn't say it begins with football.  Je preferre les hommes avec les ballons bizarres (I prefer men with funny-shaped balls.)

[Ferrari Spider]

Just quickly!!

reminds me one day at school,  one of the class wags rolled a blue and green tennis ball from the back of the class room up to where our lady music teacher was standing.  It was that time of year when, one by one we would go to the front and sing solo in Latin, why, even to this day i don't know.

anyway, as the balls arrive at her feet, she asks the class, "OK, who's the joker with the coloured balls?"

"Sammy Davis Junior Miss"

Also I could never understand why we had mass whackings for the class either.  Ain't school funny

[SmithA]

singing in latin !!!!!
IMHO that is impressive

[Kpy]

Lisa,

You need to have a word with your son, especially if he asked you this.

Hehe,

Roughly translated this is "Please can you suck my dick?"

Jay

Are you sure?

Babelfish says it's "You not very seuse my bete"

Google goes one better and says it's "You not very seuse my animal "

As Lisa says, Jay is right. But Babelfish and Google never had a chance. Lisa's son actually said "Est-ce que tu peux sucer ma bitte?"

[Jay (Team Cannonball)]

I have my very own Babelfish, the missus is a fluent frenchie, she comes in quite handy down at La Sarthe, especially trying to find a supermarket that is open late. If you see anyone walking around Le Mans with Babelfish written on the back of her t-shirt that is probably her.

[Stu]

All the french I know was learnt from working in an access platform bucket all night in a shopping centre in Paris with a french operator. So w**k*r,(came in handy later in the bar), suck my ****, is about it. Although we always use to recommend ordering the beef curtains to the new lads on the team. Oh and i can order a beer of course and know the french word for hamster which is 'hamster'.

[Stu]

Oh and  couple of clangers.
Hearing the sister inlaw saying 'sufficient' in french (sant suffi I think) to the waiter, I filed it away to the ropey memory bank. I got some funny looks of the waiter whilst he was pouring my water and I kept saying ce soir (tonight)

Also trying to impress the missus with the big jar of rhubarb Bon Mamon jam I bought her back which turned out to be pie filling.

[Robspot]

Might as well add some more pointless phrases:

sentez mon fromage - smell my cheese (Classis Alan Partridge)

vous avez les yeux? - You got the eyes? (If someone's staring at you)

ma mère est également ma soeur - my mother is also my sister

j'aime vos rideaux en boeuf - I love your beef curtains

j'ai oublié ma blaireau - I've forgotten my badger

[termietermite]

My French builders are laughing their chaussettes off at some of this thread.  They are wondering where exactly we Brits are going to use this stuff.

[nickliv]

Votre mere est un hamster, et ton pere a' l'odeur du sureaux

your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries

(I think. - online dictionary used, it could easily say my hovercraft is full of eels)

[Robspot]

or drop your panties sir william I cannot wait until lunchtime

[Lawnmower Man]

My French builders are laughing their chaussettes off at some of this thread.  They are wondering where exactly we Brits are going to use this stuff.

In France of course.  Don't they not know nufinck!!!

t

[Matra]

Ton mère a une maladie sociale.

Works well late at night in smokey bars when you've just spilt someone's pint.

[termietermite]

[quote ]Don't they not know nufinck!!!

t

Well, perhaps, how to run a sports car race?

[Andy]

My French builders are laughing their chaussettes off at some of this thread.  They are wondering where exactly we Brits are going to use this stuff.

It aint gonna work on maison Blanche thats for sure.
your all off to LeMans are you not..mad dogs and english will do me..... better still mines another beir sil vous plate