Well, here's my mode of transport, - if you see me, toot!
Not in your trousers obviously, although that would be ok, quite impressive in fact.
Did I read someone asking if they were breaking the speed limit and got caught by the police, would they be fined? Holy sh*t!.
Oh, and if you see me in a verge, in a state of dishevellment, please don't laugh...
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