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[Brad Zarse]

Ya not far off there fran...someone did sit on him....

just for future reference, could someone translate into french the following please?

"if you cant give him to the police, please come back in 10 minutes to collect the prisoner, as we have a few things we'd like to "say" to him.  Please bring a stretcher"

[Robbo SPS]

Why cant i play, i saw everyone there, was held up by some and still cant tell you who was there


So it wasnt one of our lot then ??


PM- Sorry thought maybe you meant Powermite 

[Brad Zarse]

twasnt one of our lot - and you were red hot...

incidentally it was ME that held you up....

Trying to explain that we thought we might have found your pass at 4am after you've had a skinful is one of the trickiest things i've ever had to do at Le-mans!!

[Fran]

Trying to explain that we thought we might have found your pass at 4am after you've had a skinful is one of the trickiest things i've ever had to do at Le-mans!!

You shoulda just slipped it under his pillow and told him the pass fairy had visited in the night (or early morning) 

[vqdave]

My wallet went, saturday night from my pocket. Muchos transactions through the small hours, how do they do that with no pin??? Most of the cash withdrawels have been stopped and the rest to be sorted by the fraud squad.

Why do they put the lost or stolen card number on teh back of your card? Oh they have gone, better call the number, doh! Lesson learnt, bung it in your phone.

[Doris]

SPS, and Team Zarse all excluded from answering!

AHHH!!!  Moral dilemma!!! 

Not being a member of one of the aforementioned teams, but being in the presence of some of one of them after said incident and hearing it first hand does give me something of an advantage. 

Can I still play?   

[alibongo]

Think we must have been lucky we had 8 push bikes scattered around our campsite plus other gear which was not touched

[termietermite]

Ya not far off there fran...someone did sit on him....

just for future reference, could someone translate into french the following please?

"if you cant give him to the police, please come back in 10 minutes to collect the prisoner, as we have a few things we'd like to "say" to him.  Please bring a stretcher"

Si vous ne pouvez pas le donner a un gendarmme, retournerez-vous s'il vous  plait en dix minutes pour prendre le prisonier parce-que nous avons quelques petites chose a lui dire.  Apportez aussi une civiere, s'il vous plait.

*ffing show-off I know but couldn't resist having a go.  Corrections please!

[Fran]

retournerez-vous

Corrections please!

I would have been more inclined to use the verb "revenir"...

[Brad Zarse]

Much more frech than the approach we used

"cant you leave him here so we can kick sh!t out of him, then come back in 5 mins to transport him to the gate?"

[termietermite]

retournerez-vous

Corrections please!

I would have been more inclined to use the verb "revenir"...

OK  reviendrez then!

[TonyT]

We didn't loose anything but merely swapped things on the Friday night.

We swapped a little motorbike and a folding chair for two cases of beer and a folding chair with a foot rest.

[Andy Zarse]

Seeing as it's the end of the week, I might as well own up. I took the shoe off the filthy miscreant, sorry M'lud, I mean defendant, and told him he'd never see it again. The idea was to make him walk home wearing only one shoe. Oh the humiliation! Instant frontier justice maybe, but still it's sometimes the most effective way of policing. I didn't see him taken away by the "Security" as I'd nipped back to the Commer to fetch a big pot of Waxoyl underseal and a pillow so we could tar and feather him. Unfortunately, being slightly on the giddy side post-poo bar, I forgot all about it, got way-layed and ended up drinking beer with, well, somebody or other, I'm not sure it could have been anyone...