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Offline Stu

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Re: Stupid wild animals!
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2006, 12:32:44 pm »
Glad to hear that you're OK Mr Smokes. Cars repair better than humans. Years ago when I worked for our local electirc board, my foreman hit a deer in the works van. No one around so straight in the back. Back at the work shop it was hung up in the equipment cage with a dustbin underneath. On gutting it, the insides fell out, missed the bin and landed on the floor. The workshop stank for weeks.
On another note,  Ross Noble, come on Smokie, he's about as funny as hot welding rods down my japs eye.

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Re: Stupid wild animals!
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2006, 10:38:12 pm »
Smokie, I'm glad your OK. 

Hitting anything at speed is nasty. 

My tip is if you hit a Skunk Drive on.

Belive you me, you can smell 'em for miles.

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Re: Stupid wild animals!
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2006, 10:01:53 am »
A .243 bullet makes less meat damage. I hit a Roe on the A9 a few years back what a f--king mess that was. I am glad you are OK.
Roll on June and the lush grass of BN!!!

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Re: Stupid wild animals!
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2006, 12:33:58 pm »

So I'm haring down the A34 towards the M4, just coming up behind a lorry, and there is this goat-like creature standing right across the outside lane, looking at me. Suffice to say, I doubt he'll ever be looking at much else - I hit him pretty damn hard (90+mph)

Sorry to hear about your new car Smokie but what on earth is a "goat-like creature"? Surely it's either a goat or it isn't? Maybe you're covering up the fact that it was an innocent victim of devil worship dressed up as a goat having escaped the ritual human sacrifice and trying to flag down a motorist  to get help. I know it all sounds a bit Dennis Wheatley but you never know in that part of Oxfordshire.

Anyway, having comprehensively f**cked a goat, I think you're entiltled to wear this fetching number. Smokie the GILF Hunter!!

I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re: Stupid wild animals!
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2006, 01:05:15 am »
The bill for the deer is currently running a little over £2500. The power steering pump (is that what I mean?) was MISSING - no wonder it wasn't working...! £500 for replacement.

Car should be back with me by Wed. Currently running round in a brand new Focus 2.0 which is actually a surprisingly good car.

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Re: Stupid wild animals!
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2006, 09:58:54 am »
... and you'll wonder why when your insurance premium goes up next year  ::)

I recommend your buy this - £19.95

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