Xmas lights

[monkey]

umm not keen then Andy??

[Paddy_NL]

got out of bed on the wrong leg

[termietermite]

Oh AZ, I had no idea you'd react like that to this thread. 

[Fran]

Oh AZ, I had no idea you'd react like that to this thread. 

Yeah right!! 

[Andy Zarse]

umm not keen then Andy??

No. No I'm not. Maybe I was bitten by an elf when I was a child but I just hate the whole goddamn thing. Always have, always will.

Here's how I see it; ill-will to all men abounds; vomit and vandalism everywhere, epitomised by the cubes of broken bus-stop glass glistening in the snow (or drizzle more likely); arguments and fights; expense and boredom in the wrong proportion; wrapping paper at 10p a sheet, what a rip off; useless presents which are down the Hospice Shop by Christmas Monday; old people who smell of piss; a sickening waste of good food; false bonhommie and forced joviality; cards from people you wished would sod off for ever; over-exited children who are both seen and heard; the utter wanton expense of the whole thing; you can't get to the bar in the local pub on xmas eve cos it's clogged up with bastards you don't see in there the other 364 days of the year; oh and not forgetting our old friend- borderline blood/sugar levels and bile in the back of the throat.

And all that's just in our house, Christ alone knows what it's like in some places.  

[Paddy_NL]

wrapping paper at 10p a sheet, what a rip off

There's always an alternative (click!) available!

[MIKE C (Liverpool Boys)]

I'll have to get some of that paper for the Mother in law

[alibongo]

ive just driven past Mr Zs and...

GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here here! hey Andy would you like to borrow my rifle and sniper-scope I'm sure I could kit you out with some kam-gear and you can lay in wait until they inflate the reindeer and "take them out" lol

 
 

The utter utter bloody bastards, these vermin should be gassed, as should the "pushers and dealers" at Wilkinson's and B&Q etc.

There's a row of three consecutive houses in a street in Crawley each with a pair of those illuminated life-sized reindeer in the front garden. In one garden the reindeer are even having a drink from the bloody bird bath. It's like walking through Dudley Zoo. There are more reindeer in people's gardens than there probably are in the wild these days. Do these twa-ts have a meeting in November to co-ordinate their sub-human Xmas decorations? I'd like to vomit on them if it weren't for the fear of electrocution. Fuc-k them all.

[TonyT]

Bah Humbug

[Mr. Invincible Mou]

For what it's worth, I am fully behind Mr Zarse on this one.

I am totally sick of the way Christmas has been commercialised, and starts being rammed down your throat beginning sometime in August  I now have a list of shops who started advertising way toooo early, and I refuse to use them at all.

I have managed to do a deal with my brother, whereby we will be exchanging absolutely nothing for Xmas  and have upset my Mother as I have decided to go on a 3 day fishing trip starting Xmas eve 

Just me and a few Carp I hope, plus some frost and the rest of the wildlife whom I will spare some nuts and food for. Ahhh Xmas as it should be.

Happy Christmas everyone.

[nickliv]

With you on this one Andy.

It's spreading too, like a virus around the place. There was an 8th floor flat in Aberdeen last year with a 10 ft illuminated inflatable snowman, and a couple of 8 ft illuminated inflatable jolly men in red suspended out of the window.

Who mentioned somthing about a rifle?

[termietermite]

I have completly solved the Christmas problem by moving over here because now my mother can't come.  Mr Termite and I just buy ourselves something we want and don't start using/playing with it until Christmas day.
Meal comes ready made from the restaurant down the road, no f*rting about cooking all day.  Perfect.

[Bob U]

Bah Humbug

You're right there. I am sick to death of hearing that God awful f**k*ng Slade song. Everywhere I go it's molesting my ears, Asda adverts, every radio station playing it ten times a day, Virgin Radio are even using it as a jingle for Christs sake.
A pox on you Noddy Holder for writing it. If ever there was a reason to ban Christmas it would be because of that bastard song.

For pitys sake stop playing it you morons

AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

[Mr. Invincible Mou]

Good News at last 

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[Jay (Team Cannonball)]

This thread is turning into an episode of grumpy old men