TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. Furthermore, and notwithstanding any limitations heretofore, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great. (This is not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "country" in the world). All heretofore without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
BY ACCEPTING THIS GREETING YOU HEREBY ACCEPT THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal without notice. It is not transferable, it implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. This does not affect your statutory rights
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