James, you and your brother are welcome to join us for an evening meal on Saturday. This will comprise of a magnificent curry fest and afterwards a wander up to The Poo Bar whilst the serfs clear up. I'm afraid this will mean you both coming over to HA, which, understandibly will mean that you will be reluctant to return to a lesser campsite. My son will be there, who is 21,and the rest of us have a mental age of about 15, so you should feel at home. Let me know if you are interested.
Bob.