Who, when, where? - that's a lot of questions, all of them very difficult for a Tuesday morning.
Well, I reckon...most of Tuesday I'll be wobbling through the Surrey, and then the South Downs, probably being chased by a dog, in the regions of Cobham, Godalming, Haslemere, Hill Brow (oh God, I just know what's going to be involved there...), Petersfield and Portsmouth in time for a late 'artnoon crossing to Cherbourg. Then an early start on Wednesday morning, proceeding in a general south easterly direction through the Normandy Alps and Calvados Cols, giving it all I can muster in order to stay in front of the large threshing machine that that b*stard Zarse will have tipped off. Overnight in a hedge, haystack, or maybe Domfront, and then onto Le Mans approaching via Arnage and hoping to get to Maison Blanche by Thursday night.
I suspect I'll be quite thirsty and with buttocks like a baboon in heat.
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