Public Service Announcement

[Doris]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink ONE litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than ONE kilo of E. coli bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo or 2.2 lb. of Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or rum, whiskey or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop;  Alcohol = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink alcohol & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sh*t.   
 
Dx

[Paddy_NL]

Oh, please mention BEER is on the safe side too...

[Leftie]

Oh, please mention BEER is on the safe side too...

Paddy,

According to 'the experts' in the UK who work by 'units!!! you are allowed 2 pints per day to be healthy!!!!

However, anyone who 10 pints talks a load of sh1t.

[knetter]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink ONE litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than ONE kilo of E. coli bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo or 2.2 lb. of Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or rum, whiskey or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop;  Alcohol = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink alcohol & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sh*t.   
 
Dx

That is hilarious and very sound advice. You can trust me, I'm a scientist