Chavalier

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Bill... you will be pleased to know that Princess Alex will be at LM next June..... even more scope for dirty pics!
Yes... its a Vectra but its £400 of fun. I cant wait till the A31 is empty tomorrow lunchtime after I have dropped Lady PP at work. Time to let her stretch her legs now I am used to it. Oh, and contary to popular opinion its not that much of a guzzler... unless you get toey!

Rex, I'm confused, have you come out at as LPP now ?  If, you are going to have an alter ego, can you you just do a double check and make sure you know who you are supposed to be

I have sorted my Orientation out

[nickliv]

Bill... you will be pleased to know that Princess Alex will be at LM next June..... even more scope for dirty pics!
Yes... its a Vectra but its £400 of fun. I cant wait till the A31 is empty tomorrow lunchtime after I have dropped Lady PP at work. Time to let her stretch her legs now I am used to it. Oh, and contary to popular opinion its not that much of a guzzler... unless you get toey!

Rex, I'm confused, have you come out at as LPP now ?  If, you are going to have an alter ego, can you you just do a double check and make sure you know who you are supposed to be

I have sorted my Orientation out

yeah, right.

[Lord Pig-Pen]

The Vectra appears to be sympathetic to my current unemployed status. Its being very good on fuel.
Hopefully it will be prowling the streets of Wokingham soon... and towing a Caravan to LM in June next year

[Lord Pig-Pen]

150 on the clock..... scared me

vauxhall clocks read at least 5mph slower than your actually doing. Off the clock should be do able in your 167bhp Vectra

It is....  I think I could have beaten the pikeys and the seagulls to the tip today.
The little turd in the Honda Accord  2.2 with a Halfords rear wing ran out of puff at 140....
I may have to sell the black slug as it seems to be a boy racer challenge machine and will cost me my license!
The Bell end in the 200SX with popping and farting fell foul on the long strait past Queen Vics road and I am ashamed of doing such things... but I got my wiring stuff for the stereo... for£3
So f**k them all...
PP

[nopanic - neil]

150 on the clock..... scared me

vauxhall clocks read at least 5mph slower than your actually doing. Off the clock should be do able in your 167bhp Vectra

It is....  I think I could have beaten the pikeys and the seagulls to the tip today.
The little turd in the Honda Accord  2.2 with a Halfords rear wing ran out of puff at 140....
I may have to sell the black slug as it seems to be a boy racer challenge machine and will cost me my license!
The Bell end in the 200SX with popping and farting fell foul on the long strait past Queen Vics road and I am ashamed of doing such things... but I got my wiring stuff for the stereo... for£3
So f**k them all...
PP

Wow - all these people you meet on your friends private airfield 

[nickliv]

150 on the clock..... scared me

vauxhall clocks read at least 5mph slower than your actually doing. Off the clock should be do able in your 167bhp Vectra

It is....  I think I could have beaten the pikeys and the seagulls to the tip today.
The little turd in the Honda Accord  2.2 with a Halfords rear wing ran out of puff at 140....
I may have to sell the black slug as it seems to be a boy racer challenge machine and will cost me my license!
The Bell end in the 200SX with popping and farting fell foul on the long strait past Queen Vics road and I am ashamed of doing such things... but I got my wiring stuff for the stereo... for£3
So f**k them all...
PP

Rex.

I know what you mean, it's not easy driving a quick car - people always want to race you, and it's almost like there's someone sitting on your shoulder egging you on. It's one of the reasons I changed cars a few years ago. Try debadging it, sticking a baby on board sticker on it, and running it on craphouse steel wheels (OR, transplant its guts into the chav for a real sleeper)

[Bob U]

Hopefully it will be prowling the streets of Wokingham soon...

That sounds like a good excuse for a Friday night at The Plough or werever it was we went last time

[smokie]

The Three Frogs Bob. The Plough is now a Loch Fyne.

And what's Peter's describing is a bit like my motor - looks like a boring Veccie but goes the same as a GSRi (or whatever the other 3.2 is, with all the fins 'n' things)

[Lord Pig-Pen]

150 on the clock..... scared me

vauxhall clocks read at least 5mph slower than your actually doing. Off the clock should be do able in your 167bhp Vectra

It is....  I think I could have beaten the pikeys and the seagulls to the tip today.
The little turd in the Honda Accord  2.2 with a Halfords rear wing ran out of puff at 140....
I may have to sell the black slug as it seems to be a boy racer challenge machine and will cost me my license!
The Bell end in the 200SX with popping and farting fell foul on the long strait past Queen Vics road and I am ashamed of doing such things... but I got my wiring stuff for the stereo... for£3
So f**k them all...
PP

Rex.

I know what you mean, it's not easy driving a quick car - people always want to race you, and it's almost like there's someone sitting on your shoulder egging you on. It's one of the reasons I changed cars a few years ago. Try debadging it, sticking a baby on board sticker on it, and running it on craphouse steel wheels (OR, transplant its guts into the chav for a real sleeper)

Today some slug lipped anus in an Orion (!) tried baiting me.... it must be the badges, never had this in any other car... twats!

[Kev_mk3]

150 on the clock..... scared me

vauxhall clocks read at least 5mph slower than your actually doing. Off the clock should be do able in your 167bhp Vectra

It is....  I think I could have beaten the pikeys and the seagulls to the tip today.
The little turd in the Honda Accord  2.2 with a Halfords rear wing ran out of puff at 140....
I may have to sell the black slug as it seems to be a boy racer challenge machine and will cost me my license!
The Bell end in the 200SX with popping and farting fell foul on the long strait past Queen Vics road and I am ashamed of doing such things... but I got my wiring stuff for the stereo... for£3
So f**k them all...
PP

Rex.

I know what you mean, it's not easy driving a quick car - people always want to race you, and it's almost like there's someone sitting on your shoulder egging you on. It's one of the reasons I changed cars a few years ago. Try debadging it, sticking a baby on board sticker on it, and running it on craphouse steel wheels (OR, transplant its guts into the chav for a real sleeper)

Today some slug lipped anus in an Orion (!) tried baiting me.... it must be the badges, never had this in any other car... twats!

de badge it rex honestly you wont get hassle as much then - i get in in mine all the time as its the GSI but i just potter along. cant be bothered using the PPPPPPOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEERRRRRR pedal.

[Lord Pig-Pen]

De badging is not an option... and its not registered  to me, its still in some womans name who lives way north of the cattle grid!

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Lady PP has an interesting story to tell you all about the Chav...

[Kev_mk3]

do tell

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Claire will have to spill the beans....

[Kev_mk3]

Claire will have to spill the beans....

point me in her direction Rex