www.clubarnarge.com

[Robspot]

Well I've had enough of all this sh*t so I'm off to set up my own website at www.clubarnarge.com (Del - I'll take the misspelt shirts off your hands, never one to miss an advertising op - £10 the lot and don't try to barter me up you tight fisted sod)

The new site will be a healthy mix of dwarf porn, hardcore anal fisting, paedophilia, racism, sexism, in fact anything ending in ism that offends at least one person, basic bomb-making instructions and even a Jihad corner for the Muslims. I also hope for it to operate as a legitimate front for my cocaine smuggling ring.

It will still be loosely based around Le Mans but with less car emphasis. We won't meet at the poo bar we'll meet at the sh*t bar which is basically a plank of wood that everyone shits on and then we all go away. I don't care if it's round 3 of the 1.6 Astra SRi (MK3  ) Chav Cup in Anglesey it won't be on my calendar. In fact anyone caught talking about cars will be tracked down by my Psychotic Lesbian Death Squad (and I don't mean the sexy lesbians you get in porn - well maybe not your porn Andy Z - these are proper mingers, the sort that make Matt Harper look attractive) and disgusted to death.

As for merchandising, I was planning on getting a load of 2009 pull-out calendars from Big Jugs Monthly and writing Club Arnarge over the top in biro. £50 each to you and that's a steal.

As I will be the only moderator I will be far too lazy to moderate anything so feel free to post unrestrained filth until such time as we are closed down by the government or win a Yahoo web award, both being equally abhorrent and indeed likely.

Now f**k Off.

[BigH]

Make it www.clubfootarnage.com, include a medical advice page, and I'm in.
H

[Andy Zarse]

Rob, what a great idea. I look forward to submitting a formal membership proposal, together with my zoophilia DVD collection, to the committee for vetting and due consideration. And then I propose we set up a sub-committee to research the possibility of having mid-range branded leisurewear and....

erm...

Doh!  

[mgmark]

Rob, what a great idea. I look forward to submitting a formal membership proposal, together with my zoophilia DVD collection, to the committee for vetting and due consideration. And then I propose we set up a sub-committee to research the possibility of having mid-range branded leisurewear and....

erm...

Doh!  

Perleeeze....I really thought you would have known better.  Of course, this can only happen in accordance with a constitution built from tablets of kidney stones once you have submitted the draft proposal, handwritten in triplicate, and received a vote from at least 55% of the membership by postal ballot, having previously submitted the voting form for prior approval by the "forms" sub-committee before issue.

As well as "Big Jugs Monthly" as the basis for a 2009 calendar, to make the proposition more attractive to a wider audience, might we please also have the options of the "Bush Trimmers Gazette" and "Haemorrhoid Close Ups"?

MG Mark

[Kev_mk3]

I don't care if it's round 3 of the 1.6 Astra SRi (MK3  ) Chav Cup in Anglesey it won't be on my calendar.

They only did a 2ltr 8v mk3 SRI   


Bring on Bridget The Midget

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Make it www.clubfootarnage.com, include a medical advice page, and I'm in.
H

or www.sealclubarnarge...  a page featuring manly outdoor persuits on the ice flows of ..... places with seals I suppose.

[Weena]

Bring on Bridget The Midget

[/quote]

I've got that one, its not right!

[Werner]

How about www.clubcarnage.com - the domain is available - and it would a a meaningful typo

[Robspot]

How about www.clubcarnage.com - the domain is available - and it would a a meaningful typo

Eh? Last time I checked that domain it was a holding page. We were going to start club carnage as the late night off shoot!

[Robspot]

Bring on Bridget The Midget

A brief seach yields

"Bridget the Midget
She's 3ft9in, sucks midgets off for wine and shoots eggs from her ass"

I didn't need to read the rest of the article. That's good enough on its own. 

[Kev_mk3]

Bring on Bridget The Midget

A brief seach yields

"Bridget the Midget
She's 3ft9in, sucks midgets off for wine and shoots eggs from her ass"

I didn't need to read the rest of the article. That's good enough on its own. 

wheres Andy when you need him 

[Andy Zarse]

It's Chris Z you need. He honestly has a "thing" about them Get him to tell you about his chance encounter in Toronto with the national conference of the Little People Of America. 

[Leftie]

Rob,

Count me in mate.

[Matt Harper]

Bring on Bridget The Midget

A brief seach yields

"Bridget the Midget
She's 3ft9in, sucks midgets off for wine and shoots eggs from her ass"

I didn't need to read the rest of the article. That's good enough on its own. 

Is there anything that you'd like to add on this topic, (Amazing) Randy Prewitt? If I recall correctly, you once eluded to having some expertise in this area.........

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Well I've had enough of all this sh*t so I'm off to set up my own website at www.clubarnarge.com (Del - I'll take the misspelt shirts off your hands, never one to miss an advertising op - £10 the lot and don't try to barter me up you tight fisted sod)

The new site will be a healthy mix of dwarf porn, hardcore anal fisting, paedophilia, racism, sexism, in fact anything ending in ism that offends at least one person, basic bomb-making instructions and even a Jihad corner for the Muslims. I also hope for it to operate as a legitimate front for my cocaine smuggling ring.

It will still be loosely based around Le Mans but with less car emphasis. We won't meet at the poo bar we'll meet at the sh*t bar which is basically a plank of wood that everyone shits on and then we all go away. I don't care if it's round 3 of the 1.6 Astra SRi (MK3  ) Chav Cup in Anglesey it won't be on my calendar. In fact anyone caught talking about cars will be tracked down by my Psychotic Lesbian Death Squad (and I don't mean the sexy lesbians you get in porn - well maybe not your porn Andy Z - these are proper mingers, the sort that make Matt Harper look attractive) and disgusted to death.

As for merchandising, I was planning on getting a load of 2009 pull-out calendars from Big Jugs Monthly and writing Club Arnarge over the top in biro. £50 each to you and that's a steal.

As I will be the only moderator I will be far too lazy to moderate anything so feel free to post unrestrained filth until such time as we are closed down by the government or win a Yahoo web award, both being equally abhorrent and indeed likely.

Now f**k Off.

Can I be a moderator please.... I want to add Pig Pens Perversion Parlour to the site... that will make peoples eyes water!