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Offline Lord Pig-Pen

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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2008, 04:56:06 am »
Quote from: Lord Pig-Pen on March 06, 2008, 04:33:37 am
Quote from: robspot on March 05, 2008, 11:53:19 am
Well I've had enough of all this sh*t so I'm off to set up my own website at www.clubarnarge.com (Del - I'll take the misspelt shirts off your hands, never one to miss an advertising op - £10 the lot and don't try to barter me up you tight fisted sod)

The new site will be a healthy mix of dwarf porn, hardcore anal fisting, paedophilia, racism, sexism, in fact anything ending in ism that offends at least one person, basic bomb-making instructions and even a Jihad corner for the Muslims. I also hope for it to operate as a legitimate front for my cocaine smuggling ring.

It will still be loosely based around Le Mans but with less car emphasis. We won't meet at the poo bar we'll meet at the sh*t bar which is basically a plank of wood that everyone shits on and then we all go away. I don't care if it's round 3 of the 1.6 Astra SRi (MK3  ;D ) Chav Cup in Anglesey it won't be on my calendar. In fact anyone caught talking about cars will be tracked down by my Psychotic Lesbian Death Squad (and I don't mean the sexy lesbians you get in porn - well maybe not your porn Andy Z - these are proper mingers, the sort that make Matt Harper look attractive) and disgusted to death.

As for merchandising, I was planning on getting a load of 2009 pull-out calendars from Big Jugs Monthly and writing Club Arnarge over the top in biro. £50 each to you and that's a steal.

As I will be the only moderator I will be far too lazy to moderate anything so feel free to post unrestrained filth until such time as we are closed down by the government or win a Yahoo web award, both being equally abhorrent and indeed likely.

Now f**k Off.
Can I be a moderator please.... I want to add Pig Pens Perversion Parlour to the site... that will make peoples eyes water! 8)
Oh and has anyone got a nasty rotten Transit van, Sherpa or Bedford CF. MR Spot has a plan! :police:
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2008, 06:01:38 pm »
Rex, I've got a "sex van" you could borrow. Hose it out after though.
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2008, 06:37:58 pm »
Quote from: Andy Zarse on March 05, 2008, 04:32:14 pm
Get him to tell you about his chance encounter in Toronto with the national conference of the Little People Of America.  :o

Lucky Bastard.
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2008, 06:48:16 pm »
Quote from: Werner on March 05, 2008, 02:54:00 pm
How about www.clubcarnage.com - the domain is available - and it would a a meaningful typo ;D ;D ;D
now not available, taken.
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2008, 07:07:35 pm »
Quote from: Matt Harper on March 06, 2008, 02:06:25 am
Quote from: robspot on March 05, 2008, 04:08:19 pm
Quote from: Kev_mk3 on March 05, 2008, 01:05:14 pm
Bring on Bridget The Midget :D

A brief seach yields

"Bridget the Midget
She's 3ft9in, sucks midgets off for wine and shoots eggs from her ass"

I didn't need to read the rest of the article. That's good enough on its own.  :laugh:



Is there anything that you'd like to add on this topic, (Amazing) Randy Prewitt? If I recall correctly, you once eluded to having some expertise in this area.........
You were sworn to secrecy!
Fat American Twat !
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2008, 07:25:37 pm »
Robspot,if you build the site they will come. ;D
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2008, 09:04:59 pm »
Quote from: amazing 1 on March 06, 2008, 07:25:37 pm
Robspot,if you build the site they will come. ;D

Will there be girlies with stockings and things....

>Martini... Shaking and Stirred....
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2008, 10:13:01 pm »
Quote from: Martini on March 06, 2008, 09:04:59 pm
Quote from: amazing 1 on March 06, 2008, 07:25:37 pm
Robspot,if you build the site they will come. ;D

Will there be girlies with stockings and things....

>Martini... Shaking and Stirred....


Oh no spare us that!

Girls with stockings and "things"

surely there are enough sites dedicated to those fellahs with boobybits without adding another

give us girls with stockings, oh thongs even (if they have to) but no, no, no not "things"


<retreats shuddering in horror to corner for a quiet ten minutes.....>

 :o
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2008, 10:24:17 pm »
Quote from: Perdu on March 06, 2008, 10:13:01 pm
Quote from: Martini on March 06, 2008, 09:04:59 pm
Quote from: amazing 1 on March 06, 2008, 07:25:37 pm
Robspot,if you build the site they will come. ;D

Will there be girlies with stockings and things....

>Martini... Shaking and Stirred....


Oh no spare us that!

Girls with stockings and "things"

surely there are enough sites dedicated to those fellahs with boobybits without adding another

give us girls with stockings, oh thongs even (if they have to) but no, no, no not "things"


<retreats shuddering in horror to corner for a quiet ten minutes.....>

 :o

Well, that image might have jumped into your mind but certainly not mine  ;D

Make an appointment with your analyst...

>Martini...
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2008, 10:57:31 pm »
I start to love this thread...  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2008, 11:50:02 pm »
Quote from: Andy Zarse on March 06, 2008, 06:01:38 pm
Rex, I've got a "sex van" you could borrow. Hose it out after though.
Mr Zarse.. How strange you are familiar with the "Bang Bus" scenario ;D
I take it you are not talking about the beloved green beauty (wont tarnish her name in a thread such as this)

You obviously have another vehicle suitable for such purposes... Regularly used?

PP ;D
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Re: www.clubarnarge.com
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2008, 12:42:43 am »
Werner, So am I liking this thread much better now, but then the to ing and frowing of bitching has been equaully entertaining in its own way

Quote from: Andy Zarse on March 06, 2008, 06:01:38 pm
Rex, I've got a "sex van" you could borrow. Hose it out after though.

"Sex Van" (critic clue?)

Dont be misled, Rex are you sure Andy is not talking Dutch woman (Van) here.
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« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2008, 02:57:38 am »
Lady PP has expressed an interest in being your secretary. Good at dictation? ;)
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« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2008, 03:01:58 am »
Or if its Friday afternoon and you are feeling in a slightly more risque mood you could have this option.
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« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2008, 11:50:44 am »
Rex it looks like you over did it on the Rohypnol again!
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