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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2008, 10:57:00 am »

The sound of somebody being hoisted by his own petard?


Maybe he's in to that kind of service?

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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2008, 11:18:16 am »
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Peter I let you off first time but you've gone and done it again and must therefore be punished and humiliated like a very bad boy!

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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2008, 04:49:26 pm »
I think the Sunday Times may have more suprises in store for Max on the 6th, maybe to do with his income.

It's also highly likey the Screws of the World will have more to tell as well.

If he hangs on beyond the end of April it will be amazing.
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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2008, 10:32:27 pm »
I think the Sunday Times may have more suprises in store for Max on the 6th, maybe to do with his income.....
What income?  He works for the FIA for free, and can still afford hookers by the bunch.  I must be in the wrong job
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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2008, 10:45:56 pm »
This makes interesting reading - don't know how much is true: http://www.sportspromedia.com/mosley.htm

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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2008, 11:58:53 pm »
This makes interesting reading - don't know how much is true: http://www.sportspromedia.com/mosley.htm

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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2008, 09:23:48 am »
I think the Sunday Times may have more suprises in store for Max on the 6th, maybe to do with his income.

It's also highly likey the Screws of the World will have more to tell as well.

If he hangs on beyond the end of April it will be amazing.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0604_mosley.shtml

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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2008, 03:26:27 pm »
Apparently he had his arse shaved and a thermometer shoved up his anus whilst tied up bent naked over the desk. Still that's nothing to be ashamed about or a reason to resign, is it?
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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2008, 03:43:01 pm »
There's thermometers and thermometers.  Perhaps it was one of these   :'( :'(

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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2008, 03:46:10 pm »
I loved the grid interview with MB and Eric Clapton re. practising his waving the chequered flag technique..

EC:  Is that double handed or single?
MB:  Ah well thats very topical at the moment.  I would just get down on one knee and go for it!

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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2008, 10:56:06 pm »
Apparently he had his arse shaved and a thermometer shoved up his anus whilst tied up bent naked over the desk. Still that's nothing to be ashamed about or a reason to resign, is it?
Now it all makes sense.  They did that to Syd James in a Carry On film, (except with a daffodil) ;D ;D ;D

I love the quote from the Hooker "We were only following orders," said our informant :police: ;D ;D ;D

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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2008, 11:26:47 pm »
Apparently he had his arse shaved and a thermometer shoved up his anus whilst tied up bent naked over the desk. Still that's nothing to be ashamed about or a reason to resign, is it?
End of the line one thinks... at least he has endured the team Zarse initiation ;)
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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2008, 11:51:33 pm »
Apparently he had his arse shaved and a thermometer shoved up his anus whilst tied up bent naked over the desk. Still that's nothing to be ashamed about or a reason to resign, is it?
Now it all makes sense.  They did that to Syd James in a Carry On film, (except with a daffodil) ;D ;D ;D


Lorry, sorry to be a pedant but I think the daffodil/bottom thing could have been Frankie Howerd in Carry On Doctor, and not Syd James? And like Max, Howerd was "one of them" as well. Ooooh Matron, no....
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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2008, 11:01:27 am »
I got the daffodil part right
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Re: DIRTY BOY
« Reply #59 on: April 07, 2008, 12:35:39 pm »
reading the article in the NOTW yesterday, the newspaper is making sure that the FiA officials are fully briefed on the matter and have sent each member their own personal video and transcript copy of the sessions with the ladies.

Of course Max has his own copies and watches the highlights later, maybe James Allen provides the commentary, or is that a bit too far :laugh:

Stop the cock. Sounds like good advice ;)