God you poor sod. American Airlines, if McDonalds did airlines, this is exactly how it would be. The last time I flew the steward was about eighty and he sported a pair of braces covered in stupid badges, just like staff in TGI Fridays. When you pay $5 for a small Heineken I swear they ring a bell. AA, a ghastly way to travel.
I hear you Andrew, but beggars can't be choosers - and this was the most affordable route across the Atlantic. AA are not my favorite carrier by a long stretch, but I believe the Miami/CDG route does afford an upgrade possibility that won't wipe me out, so I'll keep my fingers crossed for some availability at check-in. Using Virgin Atlantic from MCO to Gatwick was about the same money (around $1500), but would have left me in, well, Gatwick.
Safe travels everyone - and heartfelt commiserations to those who can't make it this time - I know your pain, having missed 2006/7 editions.
Randy - raid the nipper's college fund and call me for departure gate information.