i'm not going because the meanies at the home office will have my passport, but i trust rex will drink enough for the 2 of us so u won't even notice i'm not there..... 
Pity your not coming, r u sure you can pretend to be Polish?
One year went to Le Mans, 16 of us, one of the drivers rushed us thru customs and duty free at Le Chunnel to get to France. Thought he was a bit keen. Not until late that we found that he had brought his wifes passport.
Send every min at Carefour trying to get a dress for him, so he could get back in the UK.

He could not see the funny side of that.
Good luck, still 3 weeks to go.